Securing Our Ethereal Borders
Written By: Simon Spurrier
Illustrated By: Bilquis Evely
Colors By: Mat Lopes
Letters By: Simon Bowland
Cover By: Jae Lee & June Chung
Edited By: Molly Mahan
Associate Editor: Amedeo Turturro
Assistant Editor: Maggie Howell
Executive Editor: Mark Doyle
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: December 5, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
Now
that Judge Gallows is in charge of the Dreaming, I wonder if he’s set up road
blocks to catch drunk drivers? Seems like something a Judge would implement
first. I think it’s probably because they see so many of ‘em in court. But
then…one would think they’d want to relax drunk driving laws to clear the
courts’ backlogs. I can’t call it. Have a look at my review of The Dreaming #4, and maybe things will
become clearer.
Explain It!
Alright
you Dream-time, lily-livered pinkos! Judge Gallows is in charge of this
fractured stinkhole, and that means we have entered the era of Law & Order!
First item on the menu: secure our borders! Hup! Hup! Step lively now! They’ve
run literal barbed wire and placed traps at the gates to the Dreaming, it’s
adorable. But keeping infiltrators out isn’t the only thing, no, they’ve also
got to make an example of the interlopers already within! To that end, Judge
Gallows has secured a Baku, which is a multi-colored monster in a box that eats
things in one gulp. How about that? What a wacky world. Incidentally, the thing
that it eats in one bite is Dora’s sentient “blank,” Ziggy.
Lucien
is visibly cowed by the prowess of Judge Gallows, and asks Matthew to go and
give Dora a pep talk; they’ll be needing her dream-hopping help. Meanwhile,
he’s totally subservient to Judge Gallows, who is a pretty mean boss, all
things told. When asked, Lucien gives up all he knows about Morpheus’ siblings,
the Endless—you know, that dysfunctional family of weirdos from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman—and further to that, even shows
him that the frame which held Dream’s sigil is…becoming something else!
While
Cain has a Vision Quest with the cubist sculpture that popped from a crevasse a
couple of issues ago, Judge Gallows lays his hands on Destiny’s sigil and asks
for his audience. While Lucien holds Dream’s sigil, Dora comes out of nowhere
in beast mode and attacks Judge Gallows! He’s not too bothered by this, he just
tells her that she’s not real and Dora becomes a whimpering kitten again. Come
on, didn’t Matthew the Raven’s wise words have any effect? Judge Gallows sees
Lucien’s deception, so Lucien is able to stoke Dora’s ego just enough that she
zips them into another dimension…or something. It’s just blank whiteness,
really. But then she takes them someplace else, at Lucien’s suggestion: the
real of Destruction of the Endless, who vacated his post a long time ago! It’s
looks terrific here, like some kind of E.C. Segar explosion, all puffy clouds
and flying bits.
This
issue is a pretty good time! I liked seeing some evidence of Judge Gallows’
cruelty and more of Dora’s vulnerability, though it seems a little silly that
she could be reduced by the concept that she isn’t real twice. I’d think she
either worked through that with therapy, or she’d still be locked in a cage
outside of her house tree. I thought Cain’s journey through self-derealization
was okay, it definitely added a suitable “B-story” to keep things moving, and
it seems like that cubist sculpture will become the new sibling of the Endless,
perhaps to replace Dream. So that’s nice. While I normally think that (mostly)
blank pages are a bit of a cop-out, the rendering of Destruction’s leaving
spot, as well is the extremely high quality of the artwork throughout, means I’ll
give it a pass. You won’t have had to read Neil Gaiman’s Sandman to get this issue, but I wouldn’t hop on here. I’d suggest
you go find the previous three before getting bizzay with this.
Bits and Pieces:
The Judge is in! Let the fun begin! And by "fun," I mean soul-crushing fascism and xenophobia. Lucien takes a big risk in the face of losing the Dreaming, and Cain goes through some growing pains of his own. A nice job in bringing everything to a simmer.
8/10
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Easily and 8.5 or 9 for me. This story is a blast so far. I didn't expect the Judge to be so ruthless or Lucian to have a clever hail marry plot to pull the helm away. Throw in Destruction's realm, which I don't remember seeing in Gaiman's run, and I'm in.
ReplyDeleteDestruction's realm didn't look like that in Gaiman's series! I guess this is just the spot that he "left." I remember a scene or two in Destruction's realm, it was positively idyllic. Very lush and green.
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