Sharkcroccicane
Story: Rob Williams and Dan Abnett
Script: Rob Williams
Pencils: José Luís
Inks: Jordi Tarragona
Colors: Adriano Lucas
Letters: Pat Brosseau
Cover: Rafa Sandoval and Ivan Plascencia
Variant Cover: Francesco Mattina
Assistant Editor: Andrea Shea
Editors: Katie Kubert and Alex Antone
Group Editor: Brian Cunningham
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: September 12, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE
AT THE BOTTOM**
Oh
yeah! Aquaman and Suicide Squad are crossing over this
month. Here’s the third issue of that four-issue mini-event, and number 46 of Suicide Squad’s…fifth volume? Wow. Let’s
jump right into the review!
Explain It!
Why
do I feel like I read the last chapter of this story ten months ago? If you’ll
remember, because I didn’t, the Suicide Squad is split up: Lord Satanus, Kill
Croc and the Jail Master have headed out to the Silent School to plant Amanda
Waller’s nuke, with defector Urcell in tow, and Deadshot and Harley Quinn have
been captured by Murk, and Harley is…blabbing all of that information
absent-mindedly. It’s a pretty funny way to relate some much-needed recap.
Mera, looking stern as hell, overhears Harley’s intel and…well, she just looks
ready to shit a brick.
Aquaman
and Dolphin have headed into the Lower Trides to recruit King Shark and his
crew of mutants to pitch in against the Suicide Squad. King Shark is in his
element, sitting on a throne with four chicks hanging all over him, munching
down on some still-gilling ugly fish. He breaks Aquaman’s balls a little, but
of course he’s gonna pitch in here, it’s not like they’d have him in the issue
and not use him (NOTE: That actually did happen in a recent issue of Aquaman, when he was first asked to
pitch in against Corum Rath and declined, then showed up at the end of the next
issue, ready to fight! –ed.) They all head over to the Silent School to
intercept Lord Satanus and them—and they, Harley and Deadshot can come along
too, why not.
Jail
Master, about whom we learn some touching and funny details, cracks open the
Silent School, and once inside Urcell tries to appeal to Lord Satanus’ vanity,
offering the magical riches of Atlantis in return for, you know, not blowing it
up. He’s already standing in a room full of magicky stuff, however, so he stabs
Urcell through the gut and dispatches her. Lord Satanus throws up a magic
barrier so that Aquaman and his crew can’t get into the Silent School—but he’s
accidentally trapped Dolphin on the wrong side, so it’s up to her to save the
day! Topside, Mera meets with some American ambassadors and is a complete bitch
to them, with good reason.
Thus
far, the Suicide Squad issues of this
story are better than the Aquaman
ones, but it’s still being teased out slowly in order to justify all four
issues. Jail Master and Lord Satanus were the highlights of this issue, though
the events that transpired were good enough. I dunno. This coulda been two
issues, is all I’m saying. Also, I’m not sure why Mera has become such a screw
face, I guess she is under an unusual amount of stress.
Bits and Pieces:
The balance of power shifts, as Lord Satanus acquires some new mojo and Mera becomes...unnaturally angry. A couple of funny scenes and significant plot developments save this book from being an obvious placeholder to justify a fourth issue in this event.
6.5/10
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