Crazy Sexy Fast
Writer: Gardner Fox
Art by: Harry Lampert
Cover Price: 10¢
Release Date: January 1940
I talk a lot about Nightwing being my favorite comic book character, but I don't think I mention it enough that The Flash is my second. Let me specify that even more...Barry Allen Flash is my second favorite comic book character of all-time. He's just a good person and that's what I love in my superheroes. That being said, I don't have much experience with Jay Garrick, the first Flash. My biggest exposure with him was in the New 52 Earth 2 book and so that is why I am starting my Flash retro reviews from the very start. I want to learn, dammit!
The issue opens up with a cool explanation of The Flash, but then we head a little back in the past to see how he became the "fastest man alive." Like a lot of stories, it involves a gal and a guy who just wants her attention. Yep, Jay Garrick wanted to go to the dance with Joan Williams. Unfortunately, she already is going with star football player, Bull Tyron. I really thought we were going to get more of a Jay vs Bull rivalry here, but alas, Bull is just a minor character and Jay is, as Joan points out, just a scrub...and no scrubs ain't gonna get no love from Joan.
Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls... |
Smoking like a Badass..a clumsy Badass! |
Jay loves that Joan something fierce! |
While hanging out with Joan, there is a drive-by shooting straight out of Boyz in the Hood (don't die Ricky!), but Jay is fast enough to stop the bullet. We are then introduced to the bad guys and find out their evil name, The Faultless Four, and what they are after, the Atomic Bombarder that Joan's father is working on. To that end, they have already kidnapped Mr. Williams and threaten him with the death of his daughter, then with seeing her dead body, then...they really are all over the place with their plans!
Did you know that the guy who killed Ricky in Boyz in the Hood later died in prison? For realz! |
Dark! |
To human misery! |
Bits and Pieces:
While a classic, this story is very rough around the edges. It takes a bit to "get up to speed", but even then, things happen one after the other, just because. Things have to start somewhere and we all can be glad that better times for the Flash are just around the corner.
6.0/10
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