Gimme Back My Hammah, Gramma
Writer: Sam Humphries
Artist: John Timms
Colors: Gabe Eltaeb
Letters: Dave Sharpe
Cover: Guillem March and Tomeu Morey
Variant Cover: Frank Cho
Assistant Editor: Andrea Shea
Editor: Alex Antone
Group Editor: Brian Cunningham
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: July 18, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Harley Quinn on Apokolips! Who’da thunk it?
Besides Dan Didio, I mean. I imagine Dan has pictured every possible
combination between characters in the DCU and the whole Fourth World oeuvre.
Sugar and Spike working for Desaad; Captain Carrot facing off against
Steppenwolf. The mind reels! You don’t have to reel when it comes to Harley Quinn #46, however—my review is
right here!
Explain
It!
Now that Harley has this Apokoliptan hammer,
she’ll do anything to hang on to it—and that means she’s got to take down
renegade Female Fury Petite Tina for Granny Goodness. Unfortunately, “Petite”
Tina clearly has an ironic name, because she’s fucking tremendous. I mean like
twenty feet tall tremendous, this isn’t some kind of slight against her body
mass index. She clobbers the crap out of Harley, who isn’t reduced to paste by
the graces of her magic hammer and accompanying armor. When Harley reveals her
reluctance to smash Tina in the first place, Tina thinks they’re kindred
spirits and offers an alliance…to which Harley responds by knocking Tina
senseless. She may not like having to
do this, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t going to do it.
Much of the time Harley Quinn spends on
Apokolips is like being the new kid in a big school: she’s taunted by the other
Furies, demeaned by Granny Goodness, and generally doesn’t like anything about
this Hellworld, aside from the hammer. It’s got a Granny Box in it that might
prove to be helpful, if it weren’t essentially controlled by Granny Goodness.
At some point, Granny reveals her Subjugator, a gigantic statue of Darkseid on
wheels, within which take place the most horrible tortures and other crimes
against humanity. Harley is ordered to load a bunch of citizens into the
subjugator, but she just can’t—not when there are poor, widdle kids involved!
So she sends ‘em to Miami via Boom Tube—and busts the nose of Darkseid’s face
in the process!
Back on Earth, Coach is tending to Harley Quinn’s
latent business: feeding her many rescued pets, maintaining a large and growing
pile of unopened bills, that sort of thing. Harley receives one piece of mail
that is unfamiliar, so Coah opens it: turns out to be a comic book, Harley
Quinn in the Nightmare Scenario, buy M. Clatterbuck. It seems self-published,
too! Despite there being several DC Comics characters on the cover of the book.
Before she can register this, however, and presumably line someone up to read
it for her, a wrecking ball pierces the outside of Harley’s apartment building
and pokes into the living room! Harley won’t be saving the day, though. As
punishment for busting Darkseid’s shnozz, Harley is send to Dessad’s place for
torture and re-education—which will include a total mind-wipe! And there’s also
another guy there, in a horned helmet, getting the same treatment. So that’s
pretty efficient.
I had a good time with this issue! I didn’t
expect Harley Quinn on Apokolips to be as engrossing as it has turned out to
be. I was glad to see Harley’s conscience activate, since Palmiotti and Conner
spent a long time establishing Harley’s need to be a hero. But moreso, I’m
enjoying the gags and gimmicks and all the silly trappings of the Fourth World,
taken a lot less seriously than normal. My biggest misgiving with this issue is
that a lot of the panels are really small, and it takes a little longer than I
feel it should to figure out what’s going on. I do consider John Timms “the”
Harley Quinn artist, though, so everything looks terrific. It’s the
storytelling that is a little bit lacking.
Bits and
Pieces:
Harley's struggling with her first day at Female Fury school, and the results are hilarious. Giving Harley this Fourth World hammer is the best thing to happen to the character since she got that taxidermied beaver that she talks to all the time. Granny Goodness may have met her match.
7/10
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