To the Moon, Alice
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artists: Adam Hughes & Jason Fabok
Colors: Adam Hughes & Alex Sinclair
Letters: Josh Reed
Cover: Ivan Reis, Joe Prado, Sinclair
Associate Editor: Jessica Chen
Editor: Michael Cotton
Group Editor: Brian Cunningham
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: June 27, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Here it is, folks—the penultimate issue of
Brian Michael Bendis’ Man of Steel!
You know, issue #5 of John Byrne’s Man of
Steel, from 1986, is my favorite of that miniseries—the one with Bizarro,
who plays an interesting role in the lives of Lois and Lucy Lane…I won’t spoil
it in case you haven’t read it. Thing is, that issue, and that series in
general, served to let Superman fans know what was being kept and what was
being excised from post-Crisis on
Infinite Earths continuity. Is the current series doing much the same
thing? Ehh…not quite. But it is doing stuff, and some of it reads pretty well.
See what I think in my review, right here!
Explain
It!
You saw it, I saw it: in the last panel of the
last issue, it looked like Superman let loose a solar flare, right on top of himself
and Rogol Zaar. And it wasn’t just the puff of fire emanating from their shared
position, but that Clark seemed to be “heating up” while they had their little
post-Metropolis chit-chat. Either solar flares no longer leave Clark
temporarily powerless, or that wasn’t a solar flare at all…maybe it was just a
bright cloud resulting from some old-fashioned fist fighting. You know, like
when Tom and Jerry get into a scrap, and it’s all puffy clouds and limbs while
the two of them yelp at each other. Actually they never really mixed it up in
the cartoons…maybe more like Yosemite Sam and Foghorn Leghorn? I know it’s a
trope, just can’t think of two characters that executed it regularly. In this
fictional story, however, we see Superman flying Rogol Zaar’s body up to the
moon—for safety reasons, I assume—so he’s clearly not depowered or anything at
the moment. By the time they get to the moon, Rogol Zaar has the upper hand and
he beats the ever-loving snot out of Superman. Like, he might be dead, that’s
how clocked Clark Kent was.
While conked out, Clark remembers just a little
bit more of that scene that should tell us where Lois and Jon have been all
this time, with the only development being that Jon says aloud that he wants to
go with grandpa. Then, there’s a hard art change, over to the Metropolis Fire
Department, where Melody Moore is following Batman’s advice and picking out a
pattern among the rash of arsons that have plagued the city recently. Speaking
of which, Supergirl is saving some folks threatened by fire, when the Justice
League appears and asks where the hell Superman is at. I seem to remember
Supergirl’s last word in the previous issue was Kandor…she cleaned up that
shattered jar and microscopic citizenry already, somehow without being seen by
Superman and Rogol Zaar. And now she heads to the moon to grab Clark’s form and
bring him back to the Hall of Justice to recuperate. After some dicking around
about a symbol that looks like the Flash’s chest symbol (but isn’t), Batman
points out that if Rogol Zaar destroyed Krypton, then what would stop him from
exploding another? Superman takes off from his hospital bed and drills right
into the core of our planet—to find Rogol Zaar is there, setting up a gyroscope
of some kind! Which we can only assume is a bomb or some kind of destructive
device.
As we pull into the driveway in preparation for
the conclusion to this miniseries, it looks like “I’s” are being dotted and “T’s”
are being crossed, but this exacerbates the impression that these six issues
are biding time until Bendis can take over Superman
and Action Comics proper. I
really liked the art in the second half of the book—I assume this can be
attributed to Adam Hughes—but it was such a departure from the rest of the
issue that it was difficult to maintain the momentum of my interest. There are
a lot of good moments in this issue, but overall we conclude not far from where
we began, and that’s never a good sign. Especially for four bucks.
Bits and
Pieces:
The alleged solar flare from the end of the last issue turns out to be a red herring, and this issue continues to tread water to justify a sixth issue. Frankly, skipping this miniseries entirely and waiting for the regular Superman comics to commence in July seems like the smarter idea, the further we get along.
6/10
"What boy?" "This boy?" "Me boy?"
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Bendis was listening to Puhsa T's Daytona while writing these two issues.
actually that would be kind of a hot hook
DeleteIf you haven't heard it, go listen to 'If you know you know' by Push, not joking it's instantly what I thought while reading the issue.
DeleteThis was okay. I'm just not really into Bendis style of story telling here. Clark and Lois are out of character in front of Jor-el/Oz. I don't feel like there's a reason for Jon to go with a Kryptonian Stranger who clearly still has Kryptonite stuck in his head. He can create anything kind of technology but can't fix his face,....Yeah..that's who I want to trust looking after my son. I will say though this Rogal Dar does have the kind of Villians presence that superman Villians need to be a threat.
ReplyDeleteArt was definetly to my liking.
7/10
I think there's going to be a last-minute switcheroo...either they don't really go with Jor-El or somehow Lois gets involved to mitigate his influence or something. If there really has been this much build-up for Jon to hop into Jor-El's time scarab then you can basically give the next issue a 0!
DeleteLois will just tag along salt keep an eye on things
DeleteSo they show a map of the fires with 9 spots marked and on the next page they show the same map with only 8 spots marked. Does this mean something, did they mess up the maps, or is it nothing as they zoomed in to only show 8 spots marked. You don't show this map twice for nothing!
ReplyDeleteTHERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
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