War Will Bring Us Together
Storytellers: Joe Bennett & Jeff Lemire
Inks: Sandra Hope, Jaime Mendoza & Art
Thibert
Colors: Marcelo Maiolo
Letters: Tom Napolitano
Cover: Ivan Reis with Marcelo Maiolo
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: April 25, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
So this should conclude the first arc of The Terrifics, which was set at three
issues. Since I regularly champion shorter arcs, this thing is starting out on
a good foot already. But does it stick the landing? Read my review of The Terrifics #3 and see what you think!
Explain
It!
Now that the Dysfunctional Four have to remain
within proximity of each other—no further than a mile, discovers Michael “Mr.
Terrific” Holt, they’ve got to find a place to hang out while Mr. T figures out
how to remove the curse of smelling each other’s body odor. And what better
place than where they’re hanging out at the moment, Stagg Industries? Simon
Stagg is merely the jerkoff that started all this nonsense by trying to access
the Dark Multiverse through Metamorpho’s transubstantiative properties. It’s a
swell spot for a base, and Sapphire Stagg agrees, since it will give her more
opportunity to break Rex “Metamorpho” Mason’s balls a little more.
I mean, had they ejected from the Dark
Multiverse into a Denny’s, would they set that up as their headquarters? It
seems so arbitrary. Even more unlikely-seeming is how Simon Stagg is so into
the idea…I predict he causes the usual kinds of issues that setting up your
base at the home offices of an evil corporation might incur. Folks settle into
a routine pretty quickly: Phantom Girl wafts around wishing she were corporeal
again, Metamorpho gets chewed out by Sapphire, Mr. Terrific holes up in some
kind of computer cradle to play Minesweeper, and Plastic Man…well, he doesn’t
really have anything to do but crack wise and make quips. So he does that.
It isn’t long until Stagg Industries is
attacked by the War Wheel, a strange weapon first seen in Blackhawk #56 (September 1952) that is essentially a tremendous,
studded wheel with guns on the side of it. It works great, until you tip it
over, then it’s practically useless. And after working as a team to weaken the
War Wheel, that’s just what they do. It was kind of cool, seeing them work as a
team, under the direction of Holt. I could do with some more of this kind of
thing. In the end, everyone has a hearty laugh or whatever, it doesn’t matter
because a future story was also seeded within this issue, something about a
Metamorpho plague turning ordinary folks into elemental freaks? We’ll have to
find out.
I liked a lot about this issue, namely the
interactions between members of Team Terrific, which is what counts. But it was
also kind of strange for the conclusion of an arc to have so much standing
around and chatting. The pacing was clunky here, which is a real shame since
issue #2 was so bereft of actual story, it might have been better to expand
this issue into the previous one a little, and let some of these concepts
breathe. I like the fact that they’ve holed up in Stagg Industries for now,
this gives newer readers a chance to see the dynamic between Simon, his
daughter, and Rex—not to mention the beleaguered Java, who is made to clean up
all of the messes that The Terrifics leave lying around. So far, it’s all being
presented as “new,” so I hope there won’t be any Silver Age callbacks to
confuse people. The creators have already pulled out the War Wheel, which is
not a great portent.
Bits and
Pieces:
The plotting of this issue ain't pretty, but then neither is most of the team. We get an inkling of how this four-person crew might operate in the future, but the high amount of exposition might limit one's enthusiasm. The potential for something special, yet unrealized, is here.
7/10
Why is everyone in this book a dick?! They all just come off as complete assholes.
ReplyDeletewhat's it to you??!! wanna fight??!
DeleteExactly what i was thing mr terrific shits all over phantom girl about her powers then about just calling home wtf metamorpho is a doormat if Sapphire isnt just using him they are not showing us that in a good light but the biggest wtf is why go work for/eith stagg!? Your friends with batman and the JL
DeleteBut the art was awesome
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