I Am Happy to Be Stuck With You
Storytellers: Ivan Reis & Jeff Lemire
Pencils: Ivan Reis & José Luís
Inker: Vicente Cifuentes & Jordi Tarragona
Colorist: Marcelo Maiolo
Letterer: Tom Napolitano
Cover: Reis with Miaolo
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: March 28, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Looking online, it’s clear to see that many
people have written this off as a parody of Marvel’s Fantastic Four. There’s no
wondering why people believe that, it was certainly conceived as such. But now,
in the second issue, we get to see if the concept has legs. And you can find
out without even reading it by checking out my review of The Terrifics #2! But you might want to check out the comic book
too, make sure my findings are accurate.
Explain
It!
Getting the team together is the easy part:
having the team work well together is another. And in fiction, it’s not
actually about whether they can unify towards a common cause, but whether they’re
entertaining to see. Dr. Smith from Lost
in Space was certainly a monkey wrench in the normal proceedings of the
Robinson Family, but he turned out to be so integral to the show that its last
season is practically a showcase featuring him, the young boy, and Robby the
Robot. So just because a member of a team is argumentative or lazy, that doesn’t
mean that the team would be interesting to read about without them.
The foil of this team, likened to the caustic
friendship between Ben Grimm and Johnny Storm over at the House of Ideas, is
the embittered rivalry between Metamorpho and Plastic Man. We see it in this
issue as they, along with Mr. Terrific’s help, try to wrench an antenna from
the distress beacon left by Tom Strong. Removing it wakes up the Unicron/Fake
Galactus upon which they stand, but before we get there is an opportunity for
Plas and Rex Mason to squabble…and it’s a little forced. I know Jeff Lemire to
handle relationships like this well—the budding bromance between Green Arrow
and Animal Man is the greatest casualty of Justice
League United’s premature cancellation—but here, in the second issue, it
just isn’t ringing as true.
We do get an origin story for Linnya: she was
jettisoned when peril threatened her family’s vacation, but instead of escaping
the Dark Multiverse, she was sucked into it while the rest of her family got
away. We also get a good scene of teamwork when the gang escapes the Dark
Multiverse just before Fake Galactus is about to reach through the portal and
make an obscene gesture; his finger tips are shorn off, which is gross. But the
forced rivalry between Plastic Man and Metamorpho, as well as a pretty lame
contrivance to keep the Terrific Four together (which is that some kind of
technological spell from the antenna they wrenched from the Dark Multiverse
keeps them bound) had this issue falling a little flat. But it’s a pretty
good-looking book, so it’s still worth your three bucks.
Bits and Pieces:
The second issue takes a little time to familiarize ourselves with these characters: very little time. They fall into familiar narrative types and behave perfunctorily within the structure of comic books. It didn't feel very terrific.
6.5/10
Michael Holt is an empty rocking chair, a broken mirror-watch, a prickly plant, a black door-cat-dispenser. Spreads misfortune where he walks. A valid observation.
ReplyDelete