Daddy/Daughter Day
Writer: Hope Larson
Art: Scott Godlewski
Colors: John Rauch
Letters: Deron Bennett
Main Cover: Dan Mora
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: March 28, 2018
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Oh boy, it’s another issue of Batgirl! That means I’m probably going
to have problems with it in this review, but we’ll have a hoot and a holler
about it on the weekly Weird Science podcast. So be sure to tune in next Sunday…unless
this book becomes a Patreon Spotlight title! Then you’ll have to join the
Patreon to hear it! (patreon.com/weirdscience) For now, check out my review of Batgirl #21, right here!
Explain
It!
Something that really grosses me out is when
dudes talk about women’s “daddy issues.” Neil Patrick Harris played a character
that acted in such a way on the sitcom How
I Met Your Mother, but most fellas know or have known one or more guys like
this. The implication from casual discussion is that all women want to fuck
their fathers, so by assuming that role you’re on the fast track to sex. Never
mind that their own “mommy issues” never come up in such talks, it’s always
about how this familial tie can be exploited for personal gain. Personally, I
don’t think “daddy issues” can be translated purely to oedipal desires; many
women, and many people in general, simply seek better, more fulfilling
relationships with their parents. And parents, being human beings and therefore
frustratingly withholding or self-involved when we’d rather they behave
otherwise, compound these feelings of rejection or being ignored.
Barbara Gordon has it even worse: not only does
she have her own “daddy issues” with her Police Commissioner dad, who spends
many long nights and extra hours pursuing crime, but Babs also has an alter
ego: Batgirl. One she must hide from her father and so must hold him at bay
even as they pursue the exact same interest (crime-bustin’, naturally.) So when
they find themselves tracking down clues surrounding the curious comatose
conditions of several ladies that use the face cream “Bio Glass,” things get a
little…awkward. For Barbara, at least. Jim Gordon seems uninterested in the
fact that he’s working closely with Batgirl, and that she looks suspiciously
like his daughter. Indeed, if I were a gambling man, I’d suggest that he knows
his daughter and Batgirl are one and the same, and he’s just not giving up the
ghost. Who can say? Jim Gordon keeps his own counsel.
After the usual, convoluted, Bill
Dozier-derived mucking about, Jim and Babs come upon the reason for these
disappearances: Bio Glass is made from some living, alien organism, who tries
to recombine with its parts as parceled out into tubes of cream whenever one is
opened near a drain. Then, it shoots out of the train, sucks all of itself from
the victim, and departs, as silently as fifty pounds of Jell-O might sound
being sucked through a drainpipe. Barbara finds she can harden the jelly
monster with some bleach, but accidentally locks her dear old dad inside the
belly of the jelly beast! So she dives in herself, gets her pop out, and leaves
this thing looking like a pile of shattered grape Jolly Ranchers. I don’t think
a comic book has made me want candy more than this one, in recent memory.
I quite enjoyed seeing Barbara and her father
collude on a case, it’s something they’ve dallied with through the series, and
I felt they made a pretty cool team. The artwork, handled by Scott Godlewski,
is also really solid (Chris Wildgoose is working on some other, secret DC
Comics project now). But for once, the story just isn’t silly enough for me to
enjoy. The premise of a beauty product being sentient and absorbing its components
sounds funny, but the execution was really flat and dull throughout. This thing
read more like one of those Silver Age Detective
Comics issues, where Batman teams up with Commissioner Gordon by showing
how stupid and ineffective the GCPD is. And perhaps that’s what the author was
going for here. But those Silver Age comics are goofy, and trying to surmount
that bar is like rushing into a public rest room to get your preferred toilet
stall. No matter what, you’re just adding shit where someone else shat before.
Bits and
Pieces:
A Gotham City connection that should be exciting falls flat when the content of the story proves stale. The new art team handles their duties superbly, but somehow the usual chuckle-worthy situation isn't here. Maybe it will be back in the next issue.
5.5/10
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