Writer: Perkins
Pencils: Max Raynor
Inks: Jaime Mendoza and Scott Hanna
Colors: Hi-Fi
Letters: Carlos M. Mangual
Cover: Phil Jimenez with Stephen Downer
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: January 10, 2018
**SCORE AND NON SPOILERS AT THE
BOTTOM**
I just wrote a review for Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda
Conner’s final issue of Harley Quinn,
but that series will continue under the keyboard of Frank Tieri and, ostensibly,
whoever writes it in this future. Superwoman,
on the other hand, is ending. And this is the last issue! I wonder if we’ll
feel relief or regret. You can find out how I feel in my review of Superwoman #18, right here!
Explain
It!
Eric and I had high hopes for this series when it
debuted. Jim was more reserved, but Eric and I put away our skepticism over the
first issue and hoped this would be a cool series. For one thing, we wanted to
see Lana Lang back in the mix again. For another thing, we knew that the pre-
and post-Rebirth Lois Lanes being on
the same planet was a conflict that had to be resolved. And it was, in part by
Lois’ death in Superwoman #1, and in
part by the head-scratching mess that was Superman:
Reborn. Point is, I saw a lane (heh) for Superwoman, and I’d hoped it would
be adequately occupied. And then the first arc, which wound up being
aggressively horrible.
There have been a few times that this series got my
hopes up. When Lana shed her powers and was tromping around in some souped-up
armor courtesy of Steelworks. When Atomic Skull joined the Metropolis Police
Department and was hilariously dangerous. Any of the many times Lana seemed to
learn that she has people in her life that love her and upon whom she can
rely…only to be the stubborn loner again in the next issue. Maxima showed up at
one point. Natasha and Traci 13 were shaping up to be a pretty cool
techno-spooky duo. All of these dangling threads, and we really got nothing out
of it.
For the final issue, Lana is able to save Metropolis
and its denizens, including her boyfriend John Henry, from the magnetic vortex
known as Nightmare, by somehow having Nightmare occupy the same brain as Lang.
Lana controls the movements, but Nightmare feels the emotions, and—do I really have
to go through this shit? It’s absolutely moronic. Nightmare learns to feel and
becomes a Real Little Boy, then offers Lana the opportunity to set Midnight
free by clasping hands. Despite this eliminating Lana’s powers, Lana complies
with editorial mandate and the issue ends with Lana smiling. Which is a rarity
in this series, I admit. Ever since she caught the flat end of New 52 Superman’s solar flare, she’s
been a real screwface.
And maybe that’s the best we get for the final issue
of Superwoman, the implication that
Lana Lang will become a character we want to read about again. That would be a
welcome change, since she’s been so selfish and crabby for most of the last 18
issues. The story is otherwise contrived, its resolution insulting, and the
convenience of re-setting the narrative table could have been done off-panel.
Let’s us not mourn the death of this comic book series. it was a mercy to
character and reader alike.
Bits and
Pieces:
The final issue of Superwoman hits the ol' reset button on Lana Lang, and that's probably the nicest thing it could have done. Let's move past this series and speak of it no more.
3/10
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