They Call Me Mr. Pyg!
Written By: K. Perkins
Art By: Scott Godlewski, John Rauch
Letters By: Deron Bennett
Cover Price: $3.99
Release Date: January 17, 2018
Art By: Scott Godlewski, John Rauch
Letters By: Deron Bennett
Cover Price: $3.99
Release Date: January 17, 2018
*Non Spoilers and Score At The Bottom*
Looks like we are taking a quick break from Marguerite
Bennett’s writing as this latest issue of Batwoman is being taken on by K.
Perkins. Perkins has written Supergirl in the past and has recently been connected
to the Superwoman book. While I am excited for a break from Bennett’s long dragging
path through the Many Arms of Death, I wouldn’t expect K. Perkins to deviate
that much as she is only being brought on for a single issue and Bennett will
return on issue 12. That said, maybe Perkins will shock us and give us some
quality Batwoman content that most of us have been starving for. Let’s just jump
right in and let the issue speak for itself.
Our issue begins and I had to double check that I hadn’t missed
something but we pick up in the middle of a crisis as Batwoman is breaking into
the Sequoia. Apparently Julia Pennyworth has been abducted and Kate blames
herself for being distracted. This is a recurring theme in Bennett’s run of
this series. Kate is apparently easily distracted which I find odd for someone
who was trained to be a soldier but I digress. She begins to find clues from
the crime scene and some papers relating to some missing tourists. At this time
we see a flashback to the attack on Julia. She fights back pretty well but in
the end she is knocked out and taken away by boat. Kate is able to find a piece
of a mask that was knocked off the attacker by Julia and her investigation
begins!
We cut to a couple tourists who are visiting the Pyramids of
Giza and taking your typical pictures. The two decide to go out to try and pick
up some girls, claiming that they like ginger boys. Oddly enough, the two don’t
look ginger until the end of the issue but sometimes that happens with certain
coloring styles. After striking out, one of the tourists goes to the bathroom
where he is attacked and kidnapped by the men with masks on their faces. They
bring him back to a hidden lair that is being run by Professor Pyg. We
immediately cut back to Batwoman who is now running tests on the mask piece and
she runs by an element that she thinks sounds familiar.
Flashback to a Halloween where Kate and Beth are about to go
trick-or-treating. Beth doesn’t want to go because of her arm cast and so Kate
comes up with the idea to put on toilet paper to go as mummies instead of
pirates. The two are able to enjoy the holiday because of this. Somehow this
memory makes Kate remember that the element is the main component of porcelain.
I’m not sure how she got there. Maybe the toilet paper connected her to a
toilet which is made of porcelain? I’m not sure. The DNA that Batwoman finds on
the mask belongs to one of the missing tourists so Batwoman dawns her uniform. We
cut to Pyg who continues his experiments. Julia attempts to reason with him
telling him that he will kill the people he’s experimenting on. This leads Pyg
to decide that she will be next.
Meanwhile, Kate has decided to run around the streets of
Cairo for leads. She begins to doubt herself and has a flashback to when she
was kidnapped as a kid. Kate’s thoughts continue to race before she is able to
luckily come across a random Pyg minion who is walking around. She is able to
get the upper hand on this minion and begins to interrogate him before she is
attacked by another minion who was hiding and waiting for his chance to strike.
We cut just before the minion is about to strike down on Batwoman. Meanwhile,
Pyg’s experiment on Julia is about to start. He revs up his saw when he is
interrupted by none other than Batwoman. She was somehow about to defeat the
minions and get on their boat and go directly to Pyg’s hideout. Or she was
knocked out, woke up, freed herself after reaching the hideout and defeated the
goons. It’s never shown.
Pyg, his minions, and Batwoman start brawling and it’s clear
that Batwoman has an upper hand. However, after she has freed Julia, Pyg
reveals that he knows a lot about her past and that he learned it from Alice. This
obviously throws Batwoman off and despite her best attempts, Pyg is able to escape.
In the aftermath, Batwoman is forced to rethink how she chooses to go about
dealing out justice. She clearly thinks that her current method isn’t working
anymore and she needs to take a new step. Kate then decides to go where it all
started and tells Julia to meet her in Brussels so she can meet Safiyah. This
is where the issue ends.
Unfortunately the majority of this issue suffers from a lot
of the same things that the Batwoman comic has continued to suffer from. I
think it’s clear that Perkins came up with a story for Batwoman and then
decided to try and shove it all into one single issue. This is why so much of
the story is skipped and we’re left to pick up the pieces. Honestly, I would
have happily traded the scene with the tourists in the bar for the scene where
Batwoman discovers the hideout after defeating Pyg’s minions. I’m all for using
our suspension of disbelief but this is going a bit far for that. Why wouldn’t
the boat with all the Bat-Tech on it not have a security system apart from
Batwoman? Why wouldn’t the computer be able to tell Batwoman that the mask was
basically porcelain? Why did the fact that it was made of porcelain make Batwoman
decide she need to patrol the streets? There’s a long list of simple questions
that don’t make a lot of sense and I get the feeling that they are that way
because the writer had only a single issue to tell this story. This is a pretty
basic by-the-numbers story that doesn’t give us a whole lot to work with. It’s
not the worst thing this series has given us. Hell, I’d rather read more of
this than what we’ve been getting with the Many Arms of Death but it’s still
isn’t really that good.
Bits and Pieces
"Kate is apparently easily distracted which I find odd for someone who was trained to be a soldier but I digress."
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of a big character trait of Kate's. When people she cares about are in danger, she tends to either get extremely pissed off or freeze up a little (BSODing, you could say). Sometimes both. Every one of her main writers has touched on that point to some degree.
"Why wouldn’t the boat with all the Bat-Tech on it not have a security system apart from Batwoman?"
Was there any indication it didn't? Maybe the Dollotrons just stormed the ship, or deactivated the alarms, or didn't trip them in the first place.
"Why wouldn’t the computer be able to tell Batwoman that the mask was basically porcelain?"
Because porcelain (or at least this porcelain) is a composite material.
"Why did the fact that it was made of porcelain make Batwoman decide she need to patrol the streets?"
That's not why she decided that. Kate knew that people were being kidnapped locally, so if she spotted a kidnapping in progress, that would be a likely suspect. The DNA on the porcelain just confirmed that it was related to Julia's case.