How Do You Do, Xanadu?
Writer: Andrew Constant
Penciller: Brad Walker
Inker: Andrew Hennessy
Colorist: Chris Sotomayor
Letterer: Tom Napolitano
Cover: Brad Walker, Andrew Hennessy, Lee Loughbridge
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: December 27, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
The thing with writing Etrigan the Demon is that, for
my money, you can write him rhyming or not, since he was birthed by Jack Kirby
as a non-rhymer. But if you do have him using rhymed verse, then you have to
make the rhymes dope! It’s just like rap battles. Don’t get involved if you’re
not prepared to go the distance. That doesn’t necessarily apply to this book,
but there are plenty of people who have written Etrigan in the past that biffed
entire rhyme schemes. Does that happen in Demon:
Hell is Earth #2? You’ll have to read my review to find out!
Explain
It!
Now that Satan’s nuclear missile has wrought Hell on
Earth and turned Death Valley into a fiery maelstrom, Etrigan is pretty happy.
Not as happy as he could be, mind
you, considering that the nuke somehow made it so that he is haunted by his
Earthly counterpart Jason Blood’s conscience just as Jason is haunted by
Etrigan, but he’s still definitely in his element. The whole area is infused
with evil, even the scientists looking to take reading from within the ominous
black dome surrounding the area frenzy and start killing each other. The only
thing sticking in Etrigan’s craw—again, aside from the unkillable Jason Blood
that keeps breaking his demonic balls—is the existence of a little girl within
this radioactive Hades that seems none worse the wear from having a nuke
dropped on her. She’s wearing checkerboard Vans, so maybe she’s got the chill
attitude of Jeff Spicoli on her side. Somehow she can see Jason in his ethereal
form, and when asked tells him that her name is Madame Xanadu.
You remember Madame Xanadu! She’s the expendable
magician whenever they all have to get together to thwart some otherworldly
funk. She was also sweet on Jason Blood during Demon Knights, which I think will prove to be her connection to
this book. In any case, just as soon as she says she’s Madame Xanadu, the
little girl says her name is Nimue—but she knows where Xanadu is! She’s in
Death Valley, and Nimue can take them to her. She’s in some creepy mansion with
signs that read DIE and HATRED and PAIN outside, and no sooner do they arrive
than three demonic Minotaurs manifest and start tussling with our yellow
anti-hero. While he wrangles the giant bull-headed monsters—while rhyming,
which seems to be a function in this instance of how much fun he’s having—Jason
Blood slips inside the home to find Madame Xanadu threatened by smoke people!
They’re sort of hilarious because they’re all wearing
button-down shirts and slacks, but they have a demonic, smoky body beneath.
Jason leads them away from Xanadu’s door and right towards Etrigan, who then
burns them all with his fiery breath—except for Jason Blood, who is basically a
walking ghost. After Xanadu has a hug with Jason, they ask Nimue if she has any
swell prophecies for them—and it turns out she does! Hellfires and possessions
and evil demons issuing from a fissure in the Earth, the prospect of which is
so annoying to Etrigan that he burns her to a skeleton on the spot! Now you had
to see that coming.
This is a pretty good issue for Etrigan fans, though
it had a little fluff that could have been excised for more immediate
information about Xanadu. I am really intrigued by this new status quo where
Jason Blood can taunt Etrigan—even forcing him to see butterflies if he gets
too evil—and I want to see some more of it, find out where it goes. The story
is a little thin, as mentioned, but the artwork is lush and enveloping, and it
really helps drag you deeper into the story. I broke out into a sweat, things
are looking so hot in every panel! I also might be having a heart attack. In
any case, give this book a peep.
Bits and
Pieces:
A character we having seen in a while steps into this series, someone who has a deep connection to Jason Blood...and therefore to Etrigan as well. The terrific artwork takes this series to a new level, though I still wouldn't recommend it to people that don't really like Etrigan. For the rest of us that like the Demon, this mini-series may support your reasons!
8/10
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