Writer: Robert Venditti
Artist: Ethan Van Sciver
Colorist: Jason Wright
Letterer: Dave Sharpe
Cover: Van Sciver and Wright
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: July 26, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
Has there ever been a storyline where the Red and
Blue Lanterns joined the nationwide gangs the Bloods and the Crips,
respectively? Well, maybe there should be.
No, probably not. Instead, check out my review of a
far better story concept in Hal Jordan
and the Green Lantern Corps #25, right here!
Explain
It!
There’s trouble, right here on planet Mogo, with a
capital M and that rhymes with, uh, men, and that stands for…okay, I didn’t
work out the actual lyrics of that parody. But there is trouble on Mogo, namely
that a bunch of Sinestro Corps members want to murder Tomar-Tu for killing one
of their own—as per Sinestro Corps custom, mind you—and Hal Jordan stands in
their way. Hal Jordan has a level-headed conversation with the Yellow Lanterns
and works out their grievances...ha ha ha! No, of course he doesn’t do that, he
uses his ring to punch everybody out of the building, because Hal knows you
can’t spell “diplomacy” without “dip.” Or “mace.” Before this can become an
inter-luminous incident, however, Guy and Arkillo step in to quell the
rebellion, shifting some of the onus off of the Green Lanterns. Really, Hal
should be in his own Corps, the Hal Jordan Lanterns. He gets them into so much
hot water with his brazen routine. Guy, still holding up Kyle Rayner, shows
everyone that the Sinestro Corps symbol was branded on his chest, so no one is
innocent in this game of backstabbing and deceit. Just then, Soranik Natu,
looking super evil with lots of fear symbolism, shows up and takes credit for
injuring Kyle.
She explains that she did it because he hid the fact
that Sarko was their kid from the future, who came to the past to destroy them.
Yet she doesn’t claim to be so upset about Kyle’s lie as she is that a
descendant of Sinestro was murdered. I mean…you’re Sinestro’s only daughter,
can’t you just make a new one? Or, since Sarko isn’t even born yet, make the
first one? I think she’s covering up the fact that she feels emotionally fucked
up Kyle having begged her to become a Green Lantern when he knew it might be
the reason Sarko came back in time to kill everyone, or maybe she’s feeling
like it was a really late-stage abortion…frankly, I’m not sure what she’s so
pissed off about. But to be this mad that a descendant of Sinestro that didn’t
even yet exist was killed, it doesn’t hold water.
Anyway, Soranik Natu is able to call a bunch of her
old pals to her cause, but curiously, many of the Sinestro Corps want to stay
with the Green Lanterns. So be it! There’s a requisite fight, Green and some
Yellows against some other Yellows. Most depressingly, this pits Arkillo
against Guy Gardner, since Arkillo swears loyalty to Sinestro. But neither of
them are willing to take the first swing, so that was heartening. All of a
sudden, John Stewart flips some ethereal switch and all of the Sinestro Corps’
members rings deactivate! He hid a failsafe in their lantern, which pisses off
Soranik Natu to no end. She takes off with her crew, leaving John feeling very
much like a failure. As they dismantle the Sinestro Corps lantern on Mogo, the
renegade Sinestro Corps folks are sworn in as Green Lanterns, and Tomar-Tu
pleads guilty to his crime. Hal asks that his ring be sent to Xudar, so another
beak-faced fin-head can be a Green Lantern, and the request is granted. For a
final scene, we cut to the Antimatter Universe, where Sinestro’s severely
burned body lies on the inhospitable planet Qward. His sycophant Lyssa Drak
shows up and cradles his gross body—I mean seriously, it looks like a chunk of
beef jerky here—which seems to make it glow an eerie yellow! And possibly give
her an orgasm, I’m not sure.
This is sort of the moment we’ve all been waiting
for, and it was alright. I liked that some of the Sinestro Corps hung back to
be Green Lanterns (including Space Ape!), I didn’t expect that. I didn’t really
love seeing Soranik Natu turn all hideously evil, but I guess I wasn’t supposed
to. Though there’s forward movement in this issue, I still feel as though not
very many things happened, and too many panels were given over to speeches and
chatter instead of artwork. And on that note, the artwork was predictably
fantastic, except for a few faces that seemed flat. You could do worse for a Green Lantern comic book.
Bits and
Pieces:
Here's a fairly predictable but not altogether unlikable issue of Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps. The story moves along, but I think the arc could have ended here instead of continuing, though not knowing what the continuation entails I could be quite wrong. It's good enough to stick around and keep getting read.
7/10
As a green lantern fan, i loved this issue. Love the way how guy and arkillo respected each other even if everything was going to hell, the way soranik and kyle has that bad romance and ended up where soranik DID follow sinestro's footsteps and turned evil just like you said before and that ending where sinestro's still freakin alive. For me, this whole line is a good read compared to other books ever since rebirth launched. Still looking for more. Rock on weirdscience dudes!!
ReplyDeleteI liked it (my book of the week) and I hope the pace keeps up. The only thing I haven't liked about this book is it is such a slow burn
DeleteI feel like Soranik will turn good again at some point.
ReplyDeleteI kinda hate that they ruined Guy's and Arkillo's bromance.
loved Guy and Arkillo. Wondering why Soranik just doesn't make a new heir (hubba hubba)
DeleteI'm happy to be done with the alliance and I liked this issue, but I really didn't like the tacked on ending. Why is that ending needed right now?! Bleh.
ReplyDeleteto get to new gods!
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