Penciller: Philip Tan
Inker: Norm Rapmund
Colorist: Dean White
Colorist: Dean White
Letterer: Clem Robins
Main Cover Artists: Andy Kubert & Brad
Anderson
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: July 28, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Alright,
a brand-new creative team for the new issue of Kamandi Challenge! Let’s
take a look at the credits an…oh. Huh. Well, there’ll be a new creative team
next issue. See what I thought of #6 in my review, right here!
Explain It!
Last
issue concluded as Mark the Indiana Jones tiger happened upon a grisly scene:
some marsupial mad scientist had cracked Kamandi open like a lobster and
harvested his organs to use as templates for his life-saving 3-D cellular
printer or some such. In the present, Kamandi is being kept alive, barely, by a
host of machines that, really, should look more Kirby than they do. Mark
gut-shoots the scientist and says that if he wants to save himself, he’ll save
Kamandi…which doesn’t actually make any sense, if the good doctor wants to
print his own needed organs and not Kamandi’s, I don’t see that Mark would even
know the difference. I suppose Mark has the scientist at a disadvantage, to the
extent that he needs to be direct Mark how to use the danged thing because the
rodent-man is slowly dying. Realizing that he won’t last the hours needed to
print his organs in the first place, our furry scientist expires angrily, and then
somehow several days later Mark has revived Kamandi? Wait, didn’t he need the
doctor to tell him how to use the organ printer? And how did Kamandi outlast
that rat guy in his state. Oh Steve Orlando, you’re pulling shenanigans again!
Having
served his usefulness, more or less, Mark tells Kamandi he’s cutting loose, but
sets him up with his pal Renzi, who can take Kamandi Northward to look for his
parents. Is that’s what’s happening here? Kamandi’s parents are alive
somewhere? I think I missed that previously in the series. Renzi is some kind
of android dude, with a Cyclo-Heart that allows him to shapeshift a little bit.
They travel in a hot air balloon for two whole panels, until it’s shot down by
a bunch of Communist bear people! There’s even a scene where Kamandi seems
stunned by a statue of a horse being ridden by some kind of warrior bear guy,
but he was just hanging out with a tiger-man a couple of days ago! I’m sorry,
but the notion that animals have inherited post-apocalyptic Earth is no longer
a point of shock, but a routine fact of future life.
While
restrained by the communist bears, the head bear has a chat with him. Perhaps
lengthier than a chat, more of a tête-à-tête. Actually it might have been a
full-on conversation. Come to think of it, this scene was a full on fucking
college lecture, it dragged so long. And the result of it is that this main
bear, whose personal will is subverted by the collective decision (transmitted
via a techno-crown), decides he doesn’t wanna be a pawn of other bears and
decides to split with Kamandi. Our hero insists that they turn around and get
Renzi, a character we barely know, but the former king bear blows him off until
it’s revealed that the entire city is actually a robotic bear or something? And
it needs to be powered by Renzi’s Cyclo-Heart for some reason? It was unclear.
But eventually, the runaway bear tires of Kamandi’s whining and throws him
towards a flash of lazily-rendered Kirby Krackle, as if hanging from a
cliff!
Wow.
That was…problematic. The entire beginning scene made no sense to me. That
crazed doctor had harvested Kamandi’s organs so he could have a complete set
for this life-saving cellular printer, so why he couldn’t whip up a batch of
opossum guts and tell the adventuring tiger to get lost? Kamandi is desperate
to get Renzi back from the clutches of Communist bears, but we barely got to
know him at all. And we could have gotten to know him if Kamandi’s conversation
with alpha bear didn’t last for five pages. I wish I could say the issue was
saved by the art, but it’s really uneven. Sometimes it looks downright
unfinished. Of course, if you’ve come this far along getting issues of the
series, I don’t expect you’ll want to pass any by. But you could probably do
without this one in your lives.
Bits and Pieces:
The
issue begins with a convoluted solution to the previous issue's cliffhanger and
ends with a bloated tale of dubious politics. A lot of the issue looks rushed
or redrawn, and none of it screams classic Jack Kirby to me. This is definitely
the worst issue in the Kamandi Challenge series so far.
4/10
I don't think any issue should be skipped, but this is my least favorite issue.
ReplyDeleteI didn't like the art!
i hated this one for numerous reasons
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