A Rootin’ Tootin’ Bloodbath Massacre
Script: Jimmy Palmiotti
Art, Interior and Cover: Mark Texeira
Color, Interior and Cover: Paul Mounts
Letters: Saida Temofonte
Back-Up Script: Bill Matheny
Back-Up Art: Dave Alvarez
Cover Price: $4.99
On Sale Date: June 28, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Oh these Looney Tunes crossovers are so
random…”Wonder Woman and the Tasmanian Devil,” or “Lobo and the Road Runner,”
or “Jonah Hex and Yosemite Sam,” why…that one actually makes sense. Of course,
Yosemite Sam portrayed everything from a pirate to a spaceman in the cartoons,
but he did have several episodes on the Old West. Okay, let’s see what this is
all about. Jimmy Palmiotti certainly knows how to write Jonah Hex. Take a gander at my review of Jonah Hex/Yosemite Sam Special #1, right here!
Explain
It!
In 19th century Cripple Creek, Colorado,
Yosemite Sam strikes gold in a shared mine with three minor partners. When they
collude to rub him out and split the take three ways, Sam blows them all to
kingdom come and sputters off a list of appropriate expletives that set the
stage for the carnage that is to come. The story is simple: needing a bodyguard
to protect himself from claim jumpers, Yosemite Sam hires the infamous Jonah
Hex. Said robbers are from a traveling circus run by Ringmaster Cooper, and
they attempt an assault on Sam’s cabin with very bloody, one-sided results.
Later, Sam strikes it rich, pays off Hex, and what you’ve got is a fairly
entertaining Jonah Hex story. All of
the primary trappings for Yosemite Sam are there, but these could just as well
be allusions because the character is rendered as a short but otherwise
human-looking dude. His professional boxing pal Foghorn Leghorn, on the other
hand, looks like a strong version of the cartoon character. So I can’t call it.
The point is, this could be a weird but otherwise acceptable story in any run
of Jonah Hex, which is high marks for
such a strange crossover.
The back-up is rendered in a more cartoony style, and
picks up Hex and Sam’s story after Jonah was paid and they parted ways. Sam
happens upon him in some snowy woods, to discover that Jonah Hex is hunting a
bounty on a bear. Then the bear shows up, and smacks Sam around, and then Bugs
Bunny shows up? Turns out Bugs is Sam’s bounty. In the end, Jonah Hex subdues
and restrains the bear and Sam lets Bugs Bunny go because no gold prospector
could ever win in court against a cute, anthropomorphic rabbit.
I kind of enjoyed the first story in this issue. It
wasn’t fascinating, but it was cool enough and seemed correct for the time, and
featured whoring and fighting in almost equal parts. As with the Jonah Hex
comic, much of the fun lives in seeing people get their heads split open by
tomahawks or knees blown out by rifles. The second story is less good, but also
many less pages. This Looney Tunes/DCU paring probably makes the most sense out
of all of these special issues, and they certainly made it work by producing a
decent issue of Jonah Hex that had a
character similar to Yosemite Sam in it. There was also some Jonah Hex fan service in terms of his
personal story, so if you’re into ol’ Gross Face, then you might want to give
this issue a look.
Bits and
Pieces:
If you've got a Jonah Hex itch, then this might be the comic book to scratch it. If you've got a Yosemite Sam itch...well, that's sort of weird, but yeah, this might fit the bill, too. Any other itches we should know about? I hope none of them are contagious. This issue was decent fun and should please fans of Jimmy Palmiotti's work in DC Comics' Wild West.
7/10
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