Your Mommy’s Alright, Your Daddy’s Alright
Writers: Jimmy Palmiotti & Amanda Conner
Artist: John Timms
Back-up Writers: Jimmy Palmiotti & Paul Dini
Back-up Pencils: Bret Blevins
Back-up Inks: J. Bone
Colors: Alex Sinclair
Letters: Dave Sharpe
Cover: Amanda Conner & Alex Sinclair
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: June 22, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
I can’t remember the first time I invited my parents
over to visit my apartment. Frankly, it doesn’t happen a lot now, given that we
live in New York City and I have a one-bedroom. Sure, they can come over, but
they’ve got to sit in the bathtub and watch TV via a mirror positioned on an
opposing wall. They have been here, though, and thought it was nice enough. If
they dropped by, my mom and dad would likely have a different impression,
because in the “midst of life” there’s basically crap everywhere. And given
what I love and do most of the time, 99% of it is comic book-related. What are
we here for again? Oh yeah, my review of Harley
Quinn #22! Well, here you go.
Explain It!
So the time has come for Harley Quinn’s parents to
visit her Coney Island apartment. Wait—Harley Quinn’s parents? Harley Quinn? One-time homicidal owner of feral hyenas?
Joker’s ex-girlfriend? Uh, that’s sort of weird. I mean, I know the DCU has
absolved her of past crimes insofar as this comic book is concerned, but I
never figured that Harley Quinn’s parents would want anything to do with her. I
never even considered that she had
parents, I thought she was raised in an abusive foster home or by actual hyenas
or something. But Mr. and Mrs. Quinzell do drop by, luckily Red Tool scrubbed
it of body parts and pet feces last issue. Speaking of Red Tool, they come up a
flight of stairs to find him exiting the shower wearing a towel (and mask), but
not before they’re greeted by Poison Ivy coming from the same place! Does this
mean Poison Ivy and Red Tool took a shower together? If there was ever a ménage
a trois I didn’t want to see, this would be it.
But that’s not all! Big Tony strolls out next, with
Goat Boy on a leash! Then the entire Gang of Harleys? Is this some kind of bit?
For what reason would they want to introduce themselves to Harley Quinn’s
parents by emerging from the bathroom like it’s some sort of porcelain clown
car? It all gets brushed away, along with the fact that Harley Quinn’s skin is
severely chemically burned, because before long Quinn is in her Quinzell makeup
and they’re on the way to her place of work: the old folks home. On the way, we
learn quite a bit about the “real” Harley Quinn: she has younger brothers,
Barry, Frankie and Ezzie; and the whole family has a nasal Brooklyn accent.
Okay, so it’s not that much. But Harley has a whole family! Three younger
brothers! It’s nice that no one’s thought to get revenge on her by, you know,
slaughtering her family.
Over at the police department, the Mayor’s new lawyer
Jean Raymond is trying to spring her client and his assistant Madison Berkowitz
from the clink, after they were busted having hired cannibals to eat most of
New York City’s homeless population in the last issue. She uses the fact that
she knows Chief Spoonsdale in cahoots with Harley Quinn against him, but he
seems pretty unflappable…to be honest, I’m not even clear that the Mayor and
Berkowitz are freed from jail at the end of Raymond and Spoonsdale’s
conversation, though I suspect they have been. Over at the elderly facility,
the patients are singing Harley’s praises when, suddenly, her parents say
they’re going to check into a hotel and catch up later on. Uh ok, nice visit
mom and dad? Later, Harley goes home to soak in a warm tub, but her relaxation
is interrupted by the arrival of Harley Sinn, with Mason and Madame Macabre
bound and gagged before her! Sinn and Quinn tussle a bit for no good reason,
but then Sinn reveals why she’s shown up on Harley Q’s proverbial doorstep: she
wants to take out the mayor!
Then there’s that back-up, this one has Harley
gabbing with several female supervillains including the Carpenter, who agrees
to fix up Joker’s new hideout—though her terms seem decidedly shitty. Joker
also learns who’s been pulling his heists before he can: new Frenchie
Catwoman-type named the Grison. But back to the main story: what the hell was
that? Harley’s parents showing up seemed so…normal, and inconsequential.
Indeed, the most interesting parts were the B-plots, with Chief Spoonsdale and
then Harley Sinn at the end. I thought a visit by Harley’s parents would be
crazy and wacky, but it turned out to be awkward and uneventful, just like a
real visit with one’s parents. I’m pretty intrigued to find out what happens
with Harley Sinn in the next issue, and I expect Harley’s parents will be back
then as well, but this issue was scattered and dull.
It turns out that a visit from Harley Quinn's parents is a lot like a visit from my parents, except less critical of my hygiene. This issue felt disjointed and like it didn't know what it wanted to be about. There's a few good gags, but not enough cohesive story.
6/10
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