Story: Brenden Fletcher, Becky Cloonan & Karl
Kerschl
Script: Brenden Fletcher
Pencils: Adam Archer
Inks: Sandra Hope
Background Painter & Colors: MSASSYK
Breakdowns: Bob Haynes
Letters: Steve Wands
Cover: Karl Kerschl
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: June 14, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
I love to count! Ah! Ah! One! Two! Three! Three
issues left for Gotham Academy Second
Semester, including this one! So
this begins the last opportunity to go out with a bang, I’d expect. I mean, the
last issue is the real last
opportunity, but by all rights we should be setting up that blockbuster ending
with this issue. So let’s see how #10 does, huh? Read my review, right here!
Explain
It!
Now that the gang has set their minds to helping
Olive Silverlock, now possessed by Amity Arkham and seeking revenge on Gotham
City’s founding fathers, they head right out to do it! …By searching for the
Terrible Trio so they can get the Book of Gotham back or whatever. Okay, Gotham Academy Second Semester, now
you’re just trying to be boring.
Olive is traipsing around Gotham with Two Face, setting fire to shit, and her
friends are still playing Campus Scavenger Hunt with Maps. You had your chance to
highlight Maps earlier, Gotham Academy
Second Semester! Don’t start shoehorning cute stories into this thing now
that the stakes are sky-high! Anyway, they do find the Terrible Trio, who turn
out to be students at Gotham Academy, led by that girl Amanda that I completely
forgot about. As part of an initiation, they try to kill Maps, but she uses her
Batman skills to rappel off of a gargoyle (can a skill be any more Batman than
this?) and the Terrible Trio are thwarted by Pomeline and Colton. So that’s the
B Plot of this issue, and it was dull.
The A Plot, however…well, it’s also kind of dull. At
the direction of Two Face, Olive menaces Cobblepot with some flames. Then, it’s
like the balance of power keeps shifting back and forth until eventually Kyle
shows up and cold cocks Two Face in…well, one of his faces. Two Face gets up
and puts Kyle in a chokehold, so Kyle judo flips him! All the while, he tells
Olive he loves are and that she should suppress her inner Amity, but Cobblepot
continues to hector her. In the confusion, Olive burns the crap out of Kyle!
Two Face and the Penguin break out into a gun fight, so Olive and Kyle scram
back to the Academy. There, it seems Kyle has been badly burned and is in poor
shape—and this really seems to burn Maps’ butt! Poor choice of words there.
So instead of this book ramping to some rollicking
conclusion that will have the kids from Gotham Academy skydiving from blimps or
whatever, it just sort of plods along as it always has, stringing together
scenes of little consequence into what is sure to be a shrug-worthy conclusion.
You couldn’t pay me to give a crap about whatever heritage nonsense the
Terrible Trio was involved in, and there never seemed to be any danger at the
Iceberg Lounge despite the fact that two
main characters from Batman’s Rogues Gallery were in attendance. Gotham Academy Second Semester, we
hardly knew ye. But in truth, we hardly cared to once you had that stupid Witch
Club arc.
Bits and
Pieces:
Another day, another issue of Gotham Academy Second Semester that brings us virtually no closer to a satisfying conclusion to this school year. I mean, I suppose we'll be satisfied because it's finished, but that's like an actual school year. And I definitely failed this time.
6/10
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