Kryptonian Lobotomy
Story: Rob Williams
Pencils: Tony S. Daniel
Inks: Sandu Florea
Colors: Tomeu Morey
Lettering: Pat Brosseau
Cover: Daniel and Florea with Morey
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: May 24, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
The more I think about it, the more I realize that
the Suicide Squad is analogous to the characters from Archie comics. Rick Flag
is Archie himself. Captain Boomerang is Jughead. Deadshot is Reggie Mantle.
Killer Croc is Moose. Harley Quinn is Veronica. The Enchantress is Betty. No
wait, the other way around. Katana is Big Ethel. Amanda Waller is Mr.
Weatherbee. Who else? General Zod can be Bazooka Joe. Okay, let’s get to my
review of Suicide Squad #18 already!
Explain
It!
We begin our story with Harley Quinn and Rick Flag
having just fucked, or just about to fuck, or maybe that “in-between” stage of
having already fucked and soon being about to fuck. So that’s a thing you, your
significant other, and your clergy will have to decide about; I can’t determine
your morality. I can say that I find Harley Quinn having sex at all a little
strange…I understand she uses her sexuality, and always has, but the reason
behind it was always mayhem and chaos. The only person I imagine she’d screw is
the Joker—and I see him as a sociopathic, asexual character himself. I suppose
this is more in accord with the movie character of Harley Quinn, but it still
nags at me. Meanwhile, Zod successfully uses his heat vision to knock out the
chunk of his brain containing the Kryptonite-laced brain bomb, so that’s pretty
bad-ass. His tortured scream is heard throughout Belle Reve, and then of course
the alarm is sounded—interrupting Harley and Rick’s coitus. Or second coitus,
whatever.
Zod goes full on rage monster and destroys pretty
much anything of any value at Belle Reve, while boasting in that pompous way we
know and love. He’s about to take out Amanda Waller—who, in a rare show of
helplessness, admits that she thought she could control Zod—when the Suicide
Squad steps in to save the day! Zod’s got more tricks up his sleeves (and he’s
not even wearing sleeves) when he reveals that the Black Vault stolen from that
Russian prison is really a chunk of the Phantom Zone! Which I’m pretty sure we
knew already. But within that Zone are a bunch of salty Kryptonian criminals
just itching to break out and wreak havoc. It also turns out that hanging out
in the Phantom Zone turns you into a phantom after a while, which conveniently
sidesteps any need to name former prisoners of the Phantom Zone like Jax-Ur or
Orn-Zu. The Suicide Squad sort of freaks out at all the ghosts, and it’s pretty
funny. Just when all seems lost, Cosmonut batters the back of Zod with his
awesome hammer heard! Zod lets out a heat vision blast that injures Rick Flag
(and makes Harley call out his name…in looove)
and then Cyborg Superman and the Eradicator show up, because why not?
Even though this was a really quick read, I enjoyed
this issue quite a bit. I don’t see Haas a character that would have sex
with Rick Flag, but it’s canon now so I don’t suppose it matter what I think. I
liked seeing Amanda Waller be a little vulnerable for once, and I thought the
team was interacting really well, which is to say somewhat dysfunctionally for
my amusement. The artwork is fantastic and was full of motion and energy
without being one bit unclear in its storytelling. Go tell a friend that the
Suicide Squad is back in town. And then get the hell out of that town because
they’re probably going to blow it up inadvertently.
Bits and
Pieces:
When Zod's in the Squad...things are bound to get odd! No? How about: Amanda Waller's got a headache...and it's got Kryptonian written all over it! No good? Well, this comic is pretty good if you like high-flight action and silliness. And implied sexual activity, but I assumed you liked that already.
8/10
The first half of this issue was basically Zod yelling and turning it into a sex joke... Was not a fan.
ReplyDeleteyou are allowed to hate sex Jack! it's called "asexual" and its a recognized gender choice!
DeleteAsexuals are a myth busted long ago. The first group are people, squeamish people who prefer to fantasize about sex acts rather than live them. The second group are snotty people that can't find someone of matching quality to their greatness. Every living creature is hard-wired to shag someone or itself and produce offspring. It's in the chemistry of nature those who deny it are fools.
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DeleteLoved it. And I'm not the loving kind!
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