Parents Just Won’t Comprehend
Writers: Jimmy Palmiotti & Amanda Conner
Artists: John Timms, Joseph Michael Linsner
Back-up Writers: Jimmy Palmiotti & Paul Dini
Back-up Pencils: Bret Blevins
Back-up Inks: J. Bone
Colors: Alex Sinclair
Letters: Dave Sharpe
Cover: Amanda Conner & Alex Sinclair
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: May 17, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
So that arc with the cannibals is finished, such as it is, so now
we begin a brand-new story arc in Harley
Quinn! Well, not “brand new” since you know Palmiotti and Conner seeded it
months ago as per the routine. But I have it on good authority that this begins
that future Bat-fan assassinating Harley Quinn thing that was the highlight of
so many recent issues! So let’s not delay and dive right into my review of issue
#20, right now!
Explain
It!
There are like twenty islands in the waterways around the four
large islands that comprise most of New York City, and I want to visit almost
all of them. Some of them I have visited because they’re open to the public, like
Roosevelt Island and Governor’s Island, and some I don’t actually want to
visit, like Riker’s Island. But I’ve long wanted to check out Hart Island, just
south of City Island off the coast of the Bronx. I can’t, though, because it
serves as New York City’s potter’s field, and I guess they need every square
food available to inter the unnamed. So that’s a fact we learn up front in this
issue of Harley Quinn, while a bunch of loose ends are tied up for like the
first four pages of the book. There’s a long conversation between Harley and
Chief Spoonsdale that might foretell him being mayor down the line, but I found
their whole time together to be strange and unnerving and kind of out of
character for the both of them. Then, it’s back to Harley’s pad, where she’s
tending to an injured Red Tool while attempting to clean up the absolute pig
sty that is her apartment building before Harley’s parents visit. Harley’s
parents? Uhh…this is gonna be awkward. Then Harley Sinn calls and is like “Heyy
I captured Madame and Mason Macabre, ‘k? Buh bye” and that’s it. So we’ll be
coping with that down the line in some form or fashion, you can bet!
Okay, so on with the actual story: Bat-fan from the future zips
back to the present day, and winds up right in the Batcave! And not that
sterile, new Batcave with like a dozen platforms covered in computers, but the
old school Batcave with all the cool Batmobiles and a giant penny and a
dinosaur visible in many scenes. Bat-fan uses the Bat-computer to find Harley
Quinn, which takes about a second, then heads over to Harley’s apartment and
just busts in right through the kitchen wall while she’s talking to Tony!
Harley and Bat-fan tussle for a while, then Harley injures Bat-fan with her own
green laser like an older brother asking “why are you hitting yourself?” and
overpowers Bat-fan enough to put her in the scatapult and fling her across the bay.
The end. For now.
The back-up, well it’s more of this Paul Dini-written story that
might have been in an issue of Batman
Adventures back in the day. In this one, the Joker seems about to tell
Harley he loves her, but she passes out while he says actually nice things. So,
this was a pretty uninspired start to a story I’ve been looking forward to
reading for like five or six issues, ever since it got seeded. Half of the
issue was just a lot of comic book housekeeping (and actual housekeeping, in
the comic book) and then there was a big fight and that’s it. I guess it could
be worse—it could have been all chatter and no big fight at all!
Bits and
Pieces:
This begins an arc I've been waiting for, and maybe the anticipation was too great on my end. All the nuts and bolts of comic bookery are in place, it was just a slow starter. I think this story could go places, and I hope it gets there sooner rather than nine dollars from now.
6.5/10
I think harley is better off with red tool than with rick flag.. and i think they're interaction is more fun.. love john timms with the art.. i like this issue but youre right, the story could be a little bit faster.. looking forward for harley's family visit!! Hahaha
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