Story: Brenden Fletcher, Becky Cloonan & Karl
Kerschl
Script: Brenden Fletcher
Pencils: Adam Archer & MSASSYK
Inks: Sandra Hope & MSASSYK
Colors: MSASSYK
Breakdowns: Rob Haynes
Letters: Steve Wands
Cover: Karl Kerschl
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: May 10, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
This will be
our last arc together
Words will
only make us cry
This will be
our last arc together
There’s no
better wayyyyyyy
We can say
goodbye
Explain It!
Here we are folks, the last days of school at Gotham
Academy, and Olive Silverlock is going out in a blaze of glory. Thank you! Thank you! That’s my review, folks! Have
a great night!
No, seriously, Olive is all possessed by the spirit
of Amity Arkham, getting revenge on the descendants of the families that burned
her to death almost four hundred years ago. First stop: Two-Face’s house, or
rather where he used to live back when he was Harvey Dent, District Attorney. It
was placed in a trust, a helpful firefighter explains to Olive, so he could
assume the role of a Gotham City supervillain. Olive thanks her kindly by
burning the shit out of her hands and takes off on a bus. The next day at the
Academy, all of Olive’s friends piss and moan about Olive having fled to Gotham
City to burn it down, and after Kyle leaves the Detective Club, they start
getting down to ghost hunting. The odd thing about Kyle leaving the club is
that he’s Maps’ brother, and says their parents are outside waiting to take him
home. So what’s Maps going to do now that the semester’s over? Walk home?
That night, Maps, Pomeline and Colton go back to that
barrow that held the Book of Gotham and the freaky altar to search for clues
to…I dunno, bust Amity Arkham and put her in a ghost trap? Really, I’m not sure
what the end game is here. Seems the best way to help Olive directly is to go
find her and subdue her until something can be figured out. It’s already been a
day, for crying out loud, who knows what damage Olive could have caused in that
time? Why, she’s over at Two-Face’s old crib, luring him in with her ghostly
creepiness and threatening to burn the other half of his face off! Meanwhile
these dopes are stumbling around some bug-infested catacombs looking for Scooby
Snacks or whatever. The Terrible Trio from Silver Age Batman walks through the scene and it all turns out to be moot
because the kids scamper out of their dank well and decide to go to Ms.
MacPherson’s office to talk some more. Would you little jerks do something useful already???
Back in Gotham City, Olive sees Two-Face’s condition,
and questions the efficacy of burning someone that is already half burn victim.
Two-Face takes this opportunity to charm her and explain that hey, he happens
to want the same thing she does, except for wildly different reasons. I mean, I
suppose revenge is a component of Two-Face’s desire to destroy Gotham City’s
first families, but he more wants to control everything, after Olive’s burned
much of it to cinders of course. He puts her on the trail of the Cobblepots, a
family Amity Arkham remembers well—and now will cook into Penguin cutlets! Man,
I really should have cut out after that “blaze of glory” comment.
The only way I can really deal with this comic book
is that I know it is ending after this arc. Otherwise, I would be annoyed to
the max. I hate the way the characters are behaving, I don’t feel compelled by
Amity’s motivation and I don’t understand Olive’s power set. She can make
enough heat to be felt through a firefighter’s gloves, and burn down a house,
but you can also stand right next to the flames she creates like they’re lovely
credenzas and bookshelves. And what was she doing the whole day between when
Kyle left the Detective Club and the rest of them examined the spooky altar
that night? This comic book is junk, saved only by some exemplary artwork by a
very talented team, that is simply not worth the effort.
Bits and
Pieces:
The explosive last arc of Gotham Academy Second Semester begins with a weak "baf!," as some familiar characters are reintroduced to virtually no effect, and most of the cast talks a lot. I hope this flickering flame will eventually burn bright and hot--and briefly.
4.5/10
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