Script: Hope Larson
Pencils & Cover: Chris Wildgoose
Inks: Jon Lam
Colors: Mat Lopes
Letters: Deron Bennett
Variant Cover: Francis Manapul
Cover Price: $3.99
On Sale Date: May 24, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
We return to the misadventures of the most naïve
superhero in the DC Universe, Batgirl! Will she blunder into another obvious
trap, or completely misjudge someone’s character again? Who can say? I can!
Read my review of Batgirl #11, and
wonder no longer.
Explain
It!
Just as Ethan Cobblepot—I’m sorry, Blacksun <snicker> confronts his
dad with the intention to take over the family territory, Batgirl comes
crashing through a circular skylight and creates a very Batman ’89 scene. A stunt like this would give Batman the upper
hand, however, while Barbara Gordon is still led along like a puppy dog by
Ethan’s slender hipness. He ushers in a bunch of app-addled zombies who crowd
the room, while explaining some nonsense about “murmuration” which is probably
the name of the next iOS update. Barbara remembers that a murmuration is what
you call a flock of Starlings, and I’m like hey fucko there are TWO
supervillains standing in the same room with you for crying out loud! You wanna
like, I dunno, punch someone?? Anyway, Blacksun <heh> mind-controls
everyone to start rending the Penguin into ribbons, then splits while Babs
subdues the crowd and saves ol’ Oswald. Then she smashes out of the window and
is someone how on Blacksun’s tail, despite several minutes having clearly
elapsed since he skedaddled.
Blacksun hops on his hover bike and leads Barbara
through Burnside, while informing his legion of smartphone users that Batgirl
just saved Penguin—so now they want to claw at her, too! I mean of course they do. Why did we even bother
changing locations? They could have swarmed her back at Cobblepot’s pad and
saved us the trip. Babs ziplines out of the fray, and considers that Blacksun’s
only weakness is to get him outside of wi-fi range. I’m going to say that
again: Blacksun’s power can be compromised by shitty wi-fi. So basically he is
powerless in nearly any hotel or internet café. Barbara considers where she
could lure Ethan that would take him off the grid, and it hits her: Prospect
Pine Park! She overheard some women complaining about the bad signal in the
bathroom at last night’s soiree. Now hold on: Barbara Gordon uses a special
spectrometer to find a Faraday bag among a crowd of messengers a few issues ago,
but to learn about wi-fi strength in Gotham City she uses something she
overheard in the rest room? Don’t you think there might be a better resource
for that, like maybe some kind of a survey about wi-fi strength in Gotham?
Here’s the world’s greatest computer hacker and she’s picking up intel in the
bathroom like a reporter for the Enquirer.
Barbara is able to lure Blacksun <chortle> to
Prospect Pine Park by dressing up like Dick Grayson and leading him on a merry
chase. Remember, Blacksun hates Dick because he thinks he stole Babs from him.
Except I never really got the impression that he was furious, just a little
disappointed. Well, now he’s livid enough to tear around on his hover bike,
right into the Triple P, where he no longer has power over the minds of app
junkies. Batgirl gives him a swift kick in the chest, which causes his suit to
do a mega-taze that burns the crap out of Blacksun, until Barbara can put it
out with a fire-extinguishing pistol. Two weeks later, we’re celebrating the
return of Frankie to Barbara’s apartment, a problem that never really
solidified or felt meaningful over the last few issues. And in an epilogue,
Penguin retrieves his son’s heavily burned and scarred body from the hospital,
prepared to embrace his progeny now that he will look like week-old Limburger
cheese when all is said and done.
So that was a bit of a waste, huh? Feels like we sort
of watched a bunch of stuff happen, but couldn’t engage with the titular
character because she seems more clueless than I am. And I’m an idiot! I never really felt like Ethan Cobblepot was a real
threat to anyone, and I hated how Batgirl was just chumming around with him and
his father like it’s all hunky dory in daylight. Batman has used the Penguin
for information and influence—but he
always acts like an extreme dick to Oswald while doing it. It really
disappoints me how ineffectual and spaced out Barbara came off in this arc and
during this series as a whole. It’s like no one even sees her as a plausible
threat because she acts so dopey all the time. The art is pretty spectacular,
for the most part, but I found this story to be lame.
Bits and
Pieces:
Batgirl bumbles through another fine mess and comes out fine and sippin' wine at the end. This concludes a low stakes arc that ultimately has few consequences. I sure wish Batgirl would be smart again. Anyway, it looks pretty cool, though the art is uneven in places.
6/10
Why is it batgirl just had arcs that are always entangled with her having a cheesy relationship? Thats twice already, first with the chinese dude,then with cobblepot junior. I like the story with her and supergirl better, or the one with her on the plane with ivy is even good too. Enough with the relationships. Jeez. Nice review by the way there eric, i also "wish batgirl would be smart again", it cracked me up hahaha, rock on!!
ReplyDeleteLol...since she moved to Burnside in the New 52 it's been about her dating the worst guys possible. Want to know who the bad guy in the book is? It's either the guy Babs is dating or letting sleep on the couch!!!
DeleteHahahaha!!! Really since in the new52? I actually have'nt read batgirl in the new 52. Unbelievable. Why not bring back cassandra cain for the new batgirl then? I think that would be much intriguing.
Deletelol i WISH cass would come back as batgirl instead of writers forcing barbara to cling onto the mantle she outgrew years ago.
DeleteSorry my bad, not "eric", reggie. Sorry.
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