Let’s You and Me Discuss Politics
Story: Dan Abnett
Pencils: Philippe Briones
Inks: Wayne Faucher
Colorist: Gabe Eltaeb
Letterer: Pat Brosseau
Cover: Brad Walker, Andrew Hennesy & Gabe Eltab
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: May 17, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Let me tell ya, folks, based on mainstream media reports and
Twitter activity, America is completely polarized and in terrible jeopardy!
Step away from the computer monitor for ten minutes, however, and things seem a
little less bleak. I’ll definitely say that people seem more aware of current
events, even veritable illiterates I know are wondering about the immediate
screaming headlines. So now is a great time for an issue of Aquaman about Atlantean politics, right?
Right? Ahh just read my review of issue #23 and let’s stop being coy about it.
Explain
It!
What do we want to read about? Politics! And when do we wanna read
about ‘em? All the frickin’ time! This issue begins a new arc in Aquaman, Arthur
and Mera having returned to Atlantis to find it eerily deserted—except for
Corum Rath and the rest of the Deluge, who were cloaked for like ten whole
minutes! That’s just creepy as hell, to be cloaked while people mill about and
wonder. Sneaking up behind someone to slit their throat is one thing, but to
skulk and peep like some voyeur…have some class. Because it’s just a thing that
happens when people meet in comic books, there’s a huge fight between the
Deluge and Aquaman and Mera, while they discuss the reason for fighting. Coram
Rath thinks Arthur is a weak king because he keeps hanging out on dry land.
Aquaman is curious to know how the Deluge got out of their bird cages—and is
shocked to find that Elder Leot and the rest of the Council did the freein’!
Meanwhile, back at the Penitentiary Vault…which is really just an
area of the ocean with a bunch of giant bird cages, two fellas named Vulko and
Kreen stand before their opened bars, afraid to step forth. They’ve been
imprisoned for so long, they’re not sure how to live in open waters—and
besides, this may be a trick played by the Atlantean cops, to kill them as they
attempt escape. Vulko says it’s ironic that’s been imprisoned, for there is
none more loyal to the king than he—in fact, he put Arthur on the throne in the first place! I can’t help but feel
like we’re supposed to know these people, this definitely feels like a hangover
from the New 52, much like a lot of
superfluous characters in the last arc turned out to be. I don’t mind bringing
back these unfinished stories from before Rebirth,
but I feel like we need to be wholly re-introduced to these people if we’re
going to care about them. Vulko eventually swims away, and I’m betting Kreen
will bounce eventually, when he gets hungry or something.
And then…Aquaman and the Council have a polite conversation. I shit
you not. For like six pages. They hash out their differences, and make some
salient points: Coram Rath and his crew, which is like all of Atlantis, don’t
like how Arthur keeps making nice to their sworn enemy, the dry-landers, while
Aquaman…well, he likes being in the Justice League. Really, Coram Rath makes
the more compelling point. Perhaps it’s my democratic upbringing, but I feel a
leader should execute the collective will of a majority of their people. Though
Arthur is technically the King of Atlantis, so he should be able to do whatever
he wants. And Arthur does make a good point in that Atlantis used to be part of
the surface world, and would basically be the most baller place on Earth if
they did it again. It all ends with things pretty much up in the air…or in the sea, if you catch my drift. Ah! Drift! I
did it again! What fun we have here at Reggie’s Comic Book Reviews.
This issue contained all the fun of watching C-Span, except with
the lowered stakes of the events happening on C-Span. I am pretty positive this
continues a loose thread left dangling since the end of the New 52, and it felt kind of jarring to
me. I guess the political unrest has been building since the first issue since Rebirth, but those two criminals, Vulko
and Kreen…who are they? I want to know more, and I suppose that’s a good thing.
This issue is all set-up, and I’m not sure how integral it’s going to be to the
final arc, but I’m betting you could let this one slip by, catch the next
issue, and barely miss a beat.
Bits and
Pieces:
If you're not getting enough politics in your waking life, well here's an extra-heapin' helpin' in your comic books. Art is phenomenal, but while the story's concept is intriguing, this bloated take is probably not integral to the arc. Save your three bucks, unless you're a completest (you're a completest, you know it and I know it.)
6.5/10
I entered Aquaman midway at the eight issue and made it all the way to dead water. I feel like I have completed enough and found a great time to jump off. Great cover though.
ReplyDeleteReconsider this issue is the turning point and long-anticipated opening for Rise of the Seven Seas story.
DeleteOkay, this is getting interesting.. but what the hell, atlantis!??! I mean what a fucking mutiny this is!! I mean, Arthur has been fighting the good fight avoiding tension between the 2 superpowers and this is all he gets!! With tula in chains, and murk, man, i cant believe that dude.. good thing senechal kae still finds reason.. really wanting to blow the head off reverend mother cetea.. that bitch really pisses me off even from the start when she forbids mera wuth aquaman.. love aquaman by the way and i think he's cool!! HOWEVER IM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT LONG HAIR AND BEARD hahahaha!! Maybe they'll chop his arm off too replacing it with a hook.. that'll be badass for me, man!!
ReplyDeleteSo you are all for mutilation! How about we cut off Arsenal's arm again replace it with a fodder cannon and cripple Babs? Wonderful we can legalize clitoridectomy and feel super maimed.
DeleteSo can we get an arc that's not a political commentary?
ReplyDeletei so want that. In fact, i may go on and on about it this week on the podcast
DeleteCalled it! Elder Leot is Marcus Junius Brutus and Corum Rath is Gaius Cassius Longinus.
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