Keep It Symbol, Stupid
Story:
Brenden Fletcher, Becky Cloonan & Karl Kerschl
Script:
Brenden Fletcher
Pencils:
Adam Archer & Msassyk
Inks:
Sandra Hope & Msassyk
Colors:
Msassyk
Breakdowns:
Rob Hayes
Letters:
Steve Wands
Cover:
Karl Kerschl
Editor:
Rebecca Taylor
Group Editor: Mark Doyle
Cover Price:
$2.99
On Sale Date: February 8, 2017
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
If I went to Gotham Academy, I’d definitely call it
“Snot-ham Academy.”
I was that kind of student. Check out my review of Gotham Academy Second Semester #6!
Explain
It!
So…what was happening last issue? Something with a
map and Pomeline investigating some symbols and Colton was about to be
expelled? Looks like now most of the gang is at Gotham Academy’s stadium (Home
of the Gotham Grackles!) watching midnight band practice? I don’t understand
this at all. Isn’t there supposed to be some sense of urgency here? At least
it’s another chance for Olive’s phantom friend Amy to act like a total bitch to
everyone. At that moment, Pomeline and Tristan are walking a secret passage
within a tree, where they find a sarcophagus, which is something normal kids
would leave alone. Just then, Kyle finds Colton hiding out in a random trailer
on campus grounds and comforts him. Getting dizzy yet? This thing has more
quick cuts than an MTV music video. Which is something that channel used to
air. Take my word for it.
Following a completely different set of symbols
eventually reunites Maps, Olive, and Fake Amy with Kyle and Colton, and then
they all wind up with Tristan and Pomeline, who actually descended into a well
inside the sarcophagus that opens to a dimly-lit room with eight passageways
extending out from it. On the ground is the same symbol that’s been plaguing
Pomeline since forever. Before the others get there, Pomeline is fooling around
with some machinery when Eric the asthmatic shows up, his shirt and blindfold
having the Arkham Asylum symbol we saw in like the first ever issue of this
comic book, and wearing a cape covered with symbols. He announces himself as
the Symbolist, which is about a C+ as far as supervillain names go.
Tristan Man-Bat’s out just as Eric fires a bolo at
him, binding his arms and wings. Then he bites Eric on the arm and the rest of
the Mystery Club show up? I have to admit I started checking out here. This is
just so much rushing to and fro, diddling with this widget and fiddling with
that doo-dad only to wind up at the same place. I mean, what happens in this issue?
Tristan and Pomeline find an arcane, secret room, Eric has been driven nuts by
symbolism, and Olive and the rest of the crew show up in time to watch the
center of the room descend rapidly to parts unknown while a bound Tristan is
knocked off the platform to his doom. That’s it. And it took 20 pages to tell
that story. At the end it looks like Olive might flame out at the behest of
Fake Amy, but ask me if I give a crap.
What happened to this book? It’s totally lost its
focus. I know I’ve been joking about there not being enough focus on Maps—and there’s
not, incidentally—but the problem here is that there’s no focus on anyone, we
get a bunch of incidental snippets of people literally hanging around until it’s
time for the big cliff hanger. I guess Pomeline’s story is the “main” thing
here? It doesn’t feel like it. Is it Colton’s story? Is his admitting an
attraction to Kyle supposed to be a big deal? It was a cool scene but it went
on for three pages, meanwhile I’m waiting for Pomeline to get to the bottom of
this mystery. She didn’t even get to the bottom of the well she was spelunking
with Tristan.
Bits and
Pieces:
Last issue Pomeline and Tristan were investigating an ancient Gotham Academy mystery. And they continue to do so! Also featured in this issue: not much else. Eric has a symbol-related freak out, but you can tell that from the cover.
4/10
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