Them Suicide Squadders Find Themselves in a Mighty
Pickle!
Written By:
Rob Williams
Art By:
Jim Lee, Scott Williams, Alex Sinclair
Backup Art By: Ivan Reis, Oclair Albert, Marcelo Maiolo
Lettered By:
Nete Piekos of Blambot®
Cover Price:
$2.99
On Sale Date: September 14, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
You guys know me, I’m constantly giving away
million-dollar ideas. I can’t help it. They just come to me. I probably make
five or six people rich every day with my brilliance. And you know what? I’m
glad. It’s a public service. Besides, I’m no good on the execution of things,
just the ideas. For instance, Suicide
Squad is a hot property now, right? And there seems to be a resurgence of
Pokémon what with that new Pokémon Go
app, right? Well one of the Pokémon, a Legendary Water Type whatever the hell
that means, is called Suicune. So why don’t we smash these two trends together
and make the Suicune Squad! It would
be like a bunch of tentacled, blue elk-rabbits doing black ops for Waller, or
maybe a bunch of, whaddoyacallem, Pokémon Trainers and they would kill people
with their electric rats and whatnot. Like I said, I’m no good with the
execution side, I just come up with the germ. And it seems to me that the iron
is hot for striking now, before people realize that the Suicide Squad is just a modernized version of Hogan’s Heroes and Pokémon is for obsessive-compulsive babies. Hey,
let’s keep those fires burning and take a look at Suicide Squad #2, right here!