Ooh, I’ll Give You Such a Pinch!
Writer:
Rob Williams
Penciller:
Jim Lee
Inkers:
Scott Williams, Sandra Hope, Matt Banning, Jim Lee
Colors:
Alex Sinclair
Letters:
Pat Brosseau
Cover:
Lee, Williams and Sinclair
Back-Up Artist: Carlos D’Anda
Back-Up Colorist: Gabe Eltaeb
Back-Up Letterer: Josh Reed
Cover Price:
$2.99
On Sale Date: November 16, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
Here’s the Gravediggaz, “1-800 SUICIDE,” featuring a
very young, pre-Wu Tang Rza!
Weird that there’s a Busy Bee song with the same
title that is wildly different. Here’s my review of Suicide Squad #6!
Last we saw, Rick Flag had bucked his gun to stop
Amanda Waller from purposing an overgrown General Zod for wet work, though we
didn’t really see him shoot it at
Waller, did we? We can’t be positive
that he didn’t fire a trick shot to hit the lever that would save the day and
rescue the princess, can we? All that speculation comes to naught, because Rick
Flag blasts Waller right in the head. Then, Katana steps in and stops the
bullet with her sword…rescuing Amanda Waller? That’s certainly unexpected. This
rightfully stuns Rick Flag, then Harcourt looks down into the Zod Lab and sees
that the scientists are all fighting one another. The Phantom Zone-infused goop
that trapped Zod is making everyone angry! I think. Waller disarms Flag with a
headbutt and assumes control of the situation by being fierce and threatening,
and then the lights go out.
In the cafeteria, Deadshot, El Diablo, and Harley
Quinn are having lunch when everything goes dark. Just then, Hack walks in
yapping about something or another, and the heavily armored guards in
attendance taze her…on orders of Harcourt? When did she find the time to give
some random guards an order? Isn’t she busy in the Zod lab’s observation
chamber, trying to pry Waller and Rick Flag apart? Speaking of the observation
chamber, the lights snap back on and Amanda’s first thought is to make sure the
prisoners are intact because the state only pays their stipend if each inmate
is intact. Katana’s sword starts wigging out, so she jumps down into the lab
and kills the scientists, as you do. Waller figures out that the Black Vault is
driving everyone angry, as evidenced by a scene with Killer Croc and June Moon,
now freed from their cells, and Croc leans in to eat June—when he just said he
wouldn’t last issue! Is “Killer” Croc really “Liar” Croc? How can we trust
anything he says from now on?!
Over in the Belle Reve laboratory, Hack is restrained
to a table while some Creepshow-looking dude in a knit cap menaces her, along
with a descending circular saw that is arguably more menacing. Then, I think
the lights go out? Or there’s a power surge or something, whatever it is the
saw blade stops and Hack is automatically freed from her chair. While the
prison is in chaos around her, Harley Quinn emerges from the rest room with a
haircut and sensible stripper clothing as Dr. Harleen Quinzell—the Black Vault
that drives everyone mad has the opposite effect on her! It’s no great
revelation, however, because in the fracas, the red sun generation keeping Zod
at bay broke—and General Zod is waking up!
The back-up is about Killer Croc, and Amanda Waller
reveals his true origin as the object of bullies until he accidentally killed
his best friend and went to prison, emerging as a cannibal. It’s alright, a
little pithy, but I liked the art style. The rest of the book was…just sort of
there, I suppose. The Black Vault is driving everyone batty, and that’s about
as far as we went with the story. This thing has sort of been running in place
for a while now, and I’m not thrilled about it. The Black Vault having an
opposite effect on Harley Quinn was a good enough gimmick, I suppose, but I’m
about ready for the Suicide Squad to head out and do some black ops again.
Bits and
Pieces:
A pretty mediocre offering that advances the story by a small increment, and a back-up that is nothing to write home about. I feel like this book has been doing the same thing forever, only teasing us with new character developments but rarely following up on them in a satisfying way. Gotta say, Jim Lee's art is looking a little sloppy here. I'm not going to draw any hypotheses from this, though. Not every time out can be a step up to the plate homerun.
6/10
I liked that Harley became sane and I now dr Harlem quibble again
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