Merlin’s Heroes
Writer:
Robbie Thompson
Penciler:
Javier Rodriguez
Inker:
Álvaro López
Colorist:
Jordie Bellaire
Letterer:
VC’s Joe Caramagna
Cover:
Javier Rodriguez, Álvaro López & Jordie Bellaire
Cover Price:
$3.99
On Sale Date: November 23, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
You know, if Marvel just pluralized the last word
instead of the second-to-last word in the title, then this book could be about
legendary R&B singer Diana Ross’ back-up band—with magic powers!
Another missed opportunity. Read on for the review of
what is, and not what might have been.
Explain
It!
So Merlin threw a hastily-arranged surprise party for
all of the best Sorcerers Supreme throughout history, and then he had the nerve
to die. The host should never die! The host of any gathering must stay alive to
serve punch and pie! Not to mention the thing that killed him, the furious
super-demons that Merlin himself banished, is still lumbering around in a kind
of collective “shabby evil” kind of get-up. There are some interesting
characters here, though, for instance Billy Kaplan aka Wiccan: former Avenger,
current X-Man and apparently future Sorcerer Supreme. He had a special bond
with Merlin, so he’s especially distraught over his mentor’s passing, but after
a while he shakes it off and takes the fight to the red-haired mystery monster.
The team does a pretty good job working together, but after Yao (a young
version of the Ancient One that will one day teach Doctor Strange the ways of
mysticism) gets his arm broken it’s clear that they are not match for this
towering nightmare. Wiccan pulls a Cloak and everyone escapes into his striped
cape, to reappear on a remote beach.
Something about the sand and surf seems to loosen
Billy’s tongue, and he blithely informs Doctor Strange that not only he is
alive in Billy’s future, but he is married! Before that can be pursued, or
Yao’s broken wing set correctly, the whole team (save for Newton’s minion, the
Mindful One) fall into an expanding sinkhole. There, they go to trippy land and
are beset by Spirits of the Unholy that they must not touch. Being experts in
the board game Operation, they all get through this purple zone and come back
out onto the same beach that swallowed them up in the first place. There,
Newton surmises that this was a trap set by Merlin to keep out intruders, and
that the horrible spirit monster that whipped their asses is sure to try and
take down Merlin’s castle. So they trudge onward, to protect the keep and get
some magic goodies as well.
Plodding through some dark woods, Doctor Strange
plies Wiccan for more information about his future bride, but Wiccan is
suddenly mum. Should have asked him on the beach, people just can’t shut up in
that environment! Through conversation, we also learn that Newton and Yao were
both freed from prisons, which is sure to screw up the time stream. For
example, they get to Merlin’s castle and it looks like an abandoned crack
house. Wiccan finds some chicken bones, maybe? And then either remembers the
first time he met Merlin, or meets actual Merlin who then takes him into a
magic portal in the ground. Whatever it is, his actions seem to have impact on
the present because ol’ Merlin promises to get him back in time for supper, a
call back to the beginning of the issue when Wiccan’s had a conversation with
his husband promising the same.
And it was sort of a dud, as far as endings are
concerned. But the rest of the issue was fairly decent, if a little padded. I
mean, the coloring for the page and a half that the Sorcerers fell into Merlin’s
sand trap was pretty cool, but was ultimately unnecessary. I also don’t have
any personal history with Billy Kaplan, so if the fact that he’s married to a
dude or heir to Doctor Strange’s title are big bombshells, they went over my
head. The monsters are rendered better than the humans, which is not a terrible
thing provided there are plenty of monsters—to that end, there could have been
more abomination-fighting action in this issue. I am interested to learn more
about individual members of the team, and I’m certainly curious to see where
this goes, so the comic book did its job in that respect.
Bits and
Pieces:
Some talk-laden meandering and a rather flat ending are the low points that keep this book from being the exciting mystical romp it could be. The assembled team is pretty interesting, however, and each has their own back story that I will be curious to learn about. There are certainly less-deserving comic books out there that get more notice, but I'd say that only serious fans of Doctor Strange need apply here.
6.5/10
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