Bring ‘Em Home Safely. Or
Not.
Writer: Rob Williams
Penciller: Jim LeeInkers: Scott Williams, Sandra Hope, Jonathan Glapion, Trevor Scott
Colorists: Alex Sinclair and Hi-Fi
Back-Up Artist: Gary Frank
Back-Up Colorist: Brad Anderson
Letterer: Rob Leigh
Cover: Lee, Williams and Sinclair
Cover Price: $2.99
On Sale Date: October 12, 2016
**NON
SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
I left my Zod
In a Russian prison
In a special cell
Beneath the sea
He’s in there, waiting all
alone
Within a sphere of Phantom
Zone
How does that work? Is it
for show?
Damned if I know
When I get home, to Zod
My bad Kryptonian
We’re gonna rip everyone
A new hole
-
F. Sinatra
Explain It!
Over in an undersea
Siberian prison, the Suicide Squad, plus Hack but minus Captain Boomerang, are
trying to corral General Zod, while the prison’s meta-human team the
Annihilation Brigade are also attacking everyone that isn’t them. Let’s meet
the Brigade, shall we? There’s Tunguska, who is sort of like an Atomic Skull
that shoots lightning from his finger guns. Tankograd, a big monster in an eye
patch wearing power armor from the Fallout
4 video game. Gulag, a cloaked fella that reminds me of Orko from He-Man.
And Cosmonut, an awesome dude in a space suit with a mallet for a head. Is
Cosmonut going to join the Suicide Squad? Please please pretty please???
There’s also some kind of a blue ghost lady made of glowing tendrils, but I
didn’t catch her name. Back at Belle Reve, Harcourt and Amanda Waller watch the
Squad get tossed around, and have the usual conversation about expendability.
While Deadshot holds off
the Annihilation Brigade, Zod is still running rampant, throwing people around
like confetti. He grabs June Moon and is about to reduce her to sticky paste,
but Killer Croc intervenes because she’s nice. He bits down on Zod’s arm, and
starts to devour it whole like a duck eats crusts of bread. Zod pounds
repeatedly on Croc’s face until he lets go, then Zod chucks Croc away which
seems to be his signature move.
Tunguska continues to fire
energy lightning blasts at Deadshot and Harley, while Cosmonut, to my
frustration and indignation, does nothing.
Just then, Killer Croc comes sailing by and bowls over the Annihilation
Brigade like…well, bowling pins. This leaves only Zod to contend with, so Hack
does some confusing stuff that restores the Phantom Zone sphere from which Zod
was freed, and Rick Flag kicks him back into it. Then they teleport to Belle
Reve. That was easy! Except for the part about almost dying. And Captain
Boomerang actually dying.
The back-up is a really
well-drawn story of Harley Quinn’s first mission with the Suicide Squad, which
is really a test of her loyalty. Flag takes Harley and some nameless fodder to
secure some Joker toxin stashed aboard an old bomber, but upon arrival a trap
is sprung and everyone is infected—save for Harley, who is immune. Well,
somewhat immune, that is—seems like the gas is making her hallucinate the Joker
taunting her, while Flag’s military men try to kill Harley Quinn with
chainsaws. Harley dispatches a couple of them, but almost gets shot by a
shotgun! Luckily, Flag takes the bullet for her before succumbing to the toxin
himself. Harley knocks him out and drags him outside to wait for pickup,
proving that she’s prepared to do the right thing, so long as it’s okay that
she killed those other military dudes who were probably one day to being
discharged.
I was getting a little
tired of the team hanging around this secret Russian prison for so many issues—luckily,
it seems to be over now, and that’s a good thing. These half-issues actually
worked well to keep the story moving and very frenetic, while still providing a
butt-load of detail and content. I would have liked to see more of the
Annihilation Brigade—particularly Cosmonut!—but I expect we’ll see them down
the line. The back-up was solid, maybe not as good as what was in the previous
couple of issues, but good nonetheless. The back-up artwork is excellent. This
has been one of the most consistent titles to have been Rebirthed, and I hope it can keep this pace going into the next
arc!
Bits and Pieces:
The wacky Russian prison break (the prison is Russian, not the break) comes to a fairly satisfying conclusion, despite the new threat introduced at the end of the last issue turning out to be no threat at all. Members of the Squad have clearly paired up during this battle, and that's sure to lead to some intrigue in the future. Complete with a nicely-rendered back-up, this title continues to satisfy and impress...satisfy my bloodlust and impress young children with violence, that is! Lord bless it.
8/10
Gary Frank's rendering of Harley Quinn in the back up story was stellar. Beautiful stuff. I would love a full six issue arc with Frank illustrating Harley and co.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree Gary Frank's art was amazing I've been surprisingly happy with Suicide Squad I've never read this title before Rebirth but it's been really good so far and the art has been top notch.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree Gary Frank's art was amazing I've been surprisingly happy with Suicide Squad I've never read this title before Rebirth but it's been really good so far and the art has been top notch.
ReplyDeleteIt's criminal Cosmonut didn't get time to shine here ... don't leave me Cosmonut
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