When the Ex Visits Just to Gloat
Writer:
Kathryn Immonen
Artist:
Leonardo Romero
Color:
Jordie Bellaire
Backup Writer: Robbie Thompson
Backup Artist: Jonathan Marks Barravecchia
Backup Colors: Lee Loughridge
Letters:
VC’s Cory Petit
Cover Price:
$4.99
On Sale Date: September 28, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
Why hasn’t the internet made a parody of Tay Zonday’s
“Chocolate Rain” titled “Doctor Strange?”
This is a serious failing. Get on that. If you need
inspiration, check out my review of Doctor
Strange Annual #1, right here!
Explain It!
One side-effect of Imperikul having wiped away the
world’s magic is that Doctor Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum looks like an absolute
dump. I mean, I know “shabby chic” is a thing, but this place should probably
be condemned. Stephen and Wong are pretty attached to it, though, so they’ve
hired a metaphysical contractor who specializes in fixing sorcerers’ domains
and probably Druidic altars as well. Wong is pissed off because the contractor
is using multi-dimensional weather stripping and not inter-dimensional weather
stripping, as requested by Stephen, and boy I know what that’s about. I mean,
not personally, but my wife watches a lot of HGTV, so I have seen many
scripted, manufactured situations that might arise during home repair. What
I’ve learned is that whatever time and money you’ve budgeted for a renovation,
triple it. Then triple that. Then add another ten percent to redo the
foundation and all of the electrical, which will be inevitable. Then bag the
whole idea and try to make it work with new curtains.
Doctor Strange gets Wong to stop breaking the
contractor’s balls, explaining the finer points of being held hostage by work
partially-done, when the doorbell rings. Since his librarian Zelma is on
vacation, and she doesn’t actually answer the door as part of her job anyway,
Stephen opens the door to find Clea, the woman who helped him fight the Dread
Dormammu in the Dark Dimension (way back in Strange
Tales #126, November 1964!)—and Doctor Strange’s wife??? Yeah, it looks
like they were spiritually wed back in their more impetuous days, and as a
result share each other’s magical burden or something. Point is, now that
there’s no more magic in the world, she wants a divorce—when all Stephen wants
is a cup of tea, but Wong is nowhere to be found. Clea and Strange go check
Wong’s room, a place the Doctor admits he has never entered before, and once
inside they become trapped and besieged by the contractor, who has now morphed
into a demon named Xycorax. The contract Stephen signed apparently stipulated
that payment for his services would be rendered in the form of Wong, who is
currently in his tentacled clutches, and this deal doesn’t sit well with the old
Mystic. Just then, Zelma comes back from vacation, blissfully relax, so Clea
grabs her bliss and chucks it at Xycorax in order to make him chill out and let
Wong go. This leaves Zelma grumpy, but buys the gang a little time to deal with
a document Zelma brought in from outside—a glowing piece of paper that, when
torn, nullifies any magically legal contract. Clea had created it for their
divorce, but she suggest Stephen conjured it because he cares for Wong so much,
and wants to kill his deal with the contractor. Which he does. This returns
Xycorax to his human form, upon which Zelma takes out her crabby frustration.
In the end, it turns out that this was just another ruse by Stephen to make
Clea like him again, which is really just the living end!
There’s a backup by Robbie Thompson and Jonathan
Marks Barravecchia in a watercolor style that looks to be some set-up for the
forthcoming Doctor Strange and the
Sorcerers Supreme title, and it’s certainly cool enough, but if the opening
story didn’t do it for you then the backup won’t reel you in. All told, this is
a fairly good issue with some nice character work and some more clarification
on Strange being a selfish baby. I really liked the art in the first story,
this seems to be the more “plain” direction Doctor
Strange has been taking in the last couple of issues, and I like it. The
art in the back is less typical but still pretty cool, yet it does suffer from
a few plotting problems that made the story difficult to follow. I don’t know
that it whet my appetite for the new Sorcerers
Supreme title, but it didn’t not
whet my appetite, which is about all one can hope for.
Bits and
Pieces:
7.5/10
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