I Beat Up Space Aliens for All Nations
Written By:
Amanda Deibert
Art By:
Christian Duce, Wendy Broome
Letters By:
Wes Abbott
Digital Price: $0.99
On Sale Date: September 15, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
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One big event that happened in 1977 was the death of
Elvis Presley on August 16. I don’t remember it—I was only two years old at the
time, after all—but throughout my youth, his name was invoked by my parents and
grandparents, and in popular media. I remember the fat Elvis in a jumpsuit
mainly, and the legend of him having died of a drug overdose on toilet. But
even as a kid, I was aware that there had been a thinner Elvis Presley, one
that revolutionized popular music or something, long before I drew breath. My
parents didn’t even like his music all that much—I think only my one grandma
was a true fan—but Elvis’ name was invoked on a regular basis until around the
time I got to junior high school. And now, you almost never hear about Elvis
Presley outside of a Scott Snyder interview! We’re keeping the torch alive for
Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman, why
can’t we have an Elvis Presley ’77
comic? Depicting events that took place before August 16, of course. The late
70s are a hot property right now, think about it! In the meantime, read my
review of Wonder Woman ’77 chapter
27, and get into that fat Elvis mood!
So you’ll remember last chapter ended with Wonder
Woman taking off in her invisible jet after some lizard-faced alien lady in her
spaceship. Well, that spaceship has a cloaking device so it evades Wonder
Woman, and she’s like “no duh,” then heads over to NASA to use their radar
devices and probably their bathroom. She tells them to look for any unusual
radiation spikes, and when one is detected she takes off. No time to answer any
specific questions about Agent Diana Prince fellows, she’s fine, I swear!
Wonder Woman finds the cloaked spaceship in the Armand Bayou Nature Center in
Houston, Texas, which is pretty convenient. She steps inside and finds two
cosmonauts and two astronauts held prisoner inside of a room, which I guess we
would consider a cell but might have been this alien lady’s nursery, you don’t
know! The five of them look for the alien lady in question, who is talking to a
hologram of an alien that looks curiously like the Martian Manhunter. The
hologram alien refers to the lizard-faced alien as General Gatria and asks if
the plan to force the U.S. and the USSR into a conflict, and thereby abandon
their space program and stop making a nuisance of themselves, goes well. It
does. The hologram then says he’ll inform the council, as soon as Gatria gets
rid of the intruder!
Wonder Woman steps into the room and tells the
prisoners to secure themselves. General Gatria presses the “lift off” button on
the ship and they head into space! She tries shooting Wonder Woman with some
kind of beefy gun…we know how that goes, then heads into airless space where
she thinks Wonder Woman won’t follow. Wondy refers to General Gatria by name—I
mean, how conscientious is that? She only just learned it by overhearing it
spoken, and she’s already addressing Gatria formally. Wonder Woman spins into a
spacesuit that looks incredible and zips out of the airlock, only to be cold
cocked by Gatria! Looks like she might float into space endlessly, but she
pulls herself together, tackles Gatria back into the ship, binds her with the
lasso and saves the day. Well, that was quick. Back on Earth, Wonder Woman is
getting her props from NASA, who say they’ll stash Gatria in a special area…the
fifty-first area, in fact. Then dude wonders what they’ll do with the Commie
prisoners, and Wonder Woman is like nuh uh, you’re gonna send these guys back
to Russia because I don’t play that Cold War nonsense! :snaps:
Usually, these two-chapter digital stories consist of
the first chapter being mostly set-up, the second being mostly action. This
wasn’t like that, but it was still fairly entertaining. The idea of aliens
stoking the flames of the Cold War to keep us out of their business isn’t
entirely new, but against the tapestry of the late 70s Space Race—which had
competition as well as collusion between both space programs—it gets a fresh
spin. It just wasn’t particularly exciting. Though the artist is the same in
this chapter as the last, I found the line a lot more fluid and everything
better-rendered in general. Maybe I got used to it. Lots of good Wonder Woman
moments in this chapter, but it’s not a thrill-a-minute.
Bits and
Pieces:
A nice conclusion to this story that shows Wonder Woman at her best, though there isn't a lot of action. Still, considering the events of this story in the context of the year 1977 makes for some interesting conjecture. The art looks better in this chapter than the last, for some reason, which might have more to do with me than anything else.
7/10
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