You’re Moving With Your Auntie and Uncle in the Bay
Area
Written By:
Marv Wolfman
Art By:
Alisson Borges, Blond
Lettered By:
A Larger World
Cover Price:
$2.99
On Sale Date: September 21, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
For as long as I’ve read various iterations of the Teen Titans, the one character I never
cottoned to completely is Raven. I don’t hate her, but she always spends so
much time away from the team, sulking in her room or actively telling people to
bug off, that it’s hard to understand what makes her tick. Like yeah, I
understand, she’s the daughter of a hell borne abomination dedicated to pure
evil and destruction—but what’s her favorite flavor of ice cream? What kind of
books does she read, besides the Necronomicon?
Does she listen to Metal? There’s no better scribe to explain all of that to me
than the character’s co-creator Marv Wolfman, in a six-issue miniseries titled Raven. And you can read all about the
first issue of that miniseries, right here!
Now that Tim Drake is dead-esque and the Teen Titans,
as we know them, have disbanded, Raven’s decided it’s time to reconnect with
her family—and not that crazy family from Azarath always trying to bring about
the end of the world, but her human family: Aunt Alice, Uncle Jack, and her
cousins Billy and Mary-Beth. They live in a suburban Christian home, and have
agreed to house Raven—who they call Rachel—while she finds herself. What’s
really awesome is that Raven is dressed as a fairly normal (although
“sophisticated”) teenager, a snazzy tight dress and some ripped stockings…but
she has this little hoodie shrug as part of the ensemble. It’s like casual day
at the witchcraft circle. I wonder if there’s a more portable traveling sweeper
the size of a whisk broom to go with it. Everyone introduces themselves to
Raven and they all sit down for a nice family dinner, which of course makes
Raven feel super awkward. During the meal, Aunt Alice talks about her
sister—Raven’s mom—Angela, and it’s pretty interesting. I don’t know that I’ve
ever seen anyone attempt to humanize Raven’s mom, I always took it for granted
that she was always some spaced-out super mystic, it didn’t occur to me that,
sure, she was a regular human being at one point too.
Raven has a nightmare about the usual stuff:
impending doom, humiliations, her all-powerful demonic father Trigon, but she’s
woken by…well, the whole family, for some stupid reason. Aunt Alice says she
heard Raven screaming and they all came to check on her, which Raven finds
rather nice despite the fact that they just barged into a teenage girl’s room.
I have known parents to mysteriously disappear after such a transgression. The
next day, Raven heads over to…Madison High School? Raven’s of high school age?
I didn’t know that, I thought she was like eighteen or nineteen or
something…though no matter how old she is, I’m guessing an extended period
rolling around with the old Teen Titans crew didn’t leave her a lot of time to
get her Graduate Equivalency Diploma, so I’ll go with it. Raven feels very
self-conscious at the crowded high school, and like everyone is staring at her.
So she is a normal teenager after all! Even though I did make an inward groan
at this rather trite scenario when I first encountered it, I admit that I
warmed up to the idea. I mean, it’s sort of like Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, if Sabrina was the manifest key to
prophetic disaster. Which, in the current Afterlife
With Archie version, she is. But that’s another comic book entirely.
While walking the hallways, Raven’s magic sense
starts tingling, and she pukes in front of everyone. So we know who is going to
be Puke Girl until graduation. She attends class, and through captions explains
that Power Girl (the Teen Titans one)
created an electronic backstory for her, and Beast Boy taught her how to
converse with people. She’s able to use that skill when four kids run up and
introduce themselves—probably future members of Team Raven, I’m guessing. They
actually seem more like analogues of the Scooby-Doo
gang, which is more appropriate. When her new pals show her a poster for pop
music superstar Night Mistress, Raven has another attack of the willies and
spies someone on the staircase scanning her…uh, magically. Just then, new
friend Archer goes instantaneously blind, forcing Raven to use her healing
powers on him. She’s able to blow it off as being totally normal, which I liked
because I think people would rather believe in something ludicrous, before
admitting to the supernatural.
Raven spies the girl that scanned her yesterday, and
takes off after her, all the while thinking through caption boxes about how
rash and selfish she is. For while she hauls after this girl, some homeless
dudes are being wrapped in what look like the Crimon Bands of Cyttorak and
Archer is at the hospital hulking out. Raven eventually catches up to her
targer, but she simply whaps Raven away and skedaddles. That evening, the crew
is at the carnival, including the girl that magic scanned Raven earlier in the
day. She splits off from the others, promising to take a “Ugo” taxi (you can do
better than that, folks), but instead walks into the warehouse district, I
guess? She calls for her Ugo cab, then steps into a storage locker and is taken
away in a ball of light, which is bad news because they do still charge a
service fee if you leave them hanging for more than three minutes. Within this
light, the mysterious girl looks like she’s living through her worst
nightmares, and somewhere in the same town Raven is in bed, being menaced or
aided by some kind of spirit bird! Probably a Raven! Oh, I just got that!
I have to admit, when I first saw this was going to
take place in a high school, I wondered if this was going to be more That’s So
Raven and less quoth the raven, Nevermore. But I actually dug it, Raven is
certainly a fish out of water which leads to some funny and thought-provoking
situations. I thought the accruement of her new friends was a bit convenient,
but I suppose we’re only getting six issues here so there isn’t a lot of time
to waste. The art is pretty great, it has a rounder, more Manga-influenced
style than “typical” comic book fare, but still very meticulous and Western in
its approach to composition and layout. Looks pretty good for the rest of this
miniseries, though I was wrong once before. And that’s why the world’s bee
population is dwindling at a rapid pace.
Bits and
Pieces:
7.5/10
Pleasantly surprised by the time I got to page 5 of this book! Looking forward to the mysteries being revealed as the art sucks me in.
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