Rhino What Boys Want
Written By:
Marguerite Bennett
Art By: Laura
Braga, J. Nanjan
Lettered By:
Wes Abbott
Digital Price: $0.99
On Sale Date: September 9, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
After twelve years of New York City public education,
I think we got up to the 1960s once. Mind you, for many of those years I wasn’t
studying modern American history, being that playing with blocks and learning
to add single-digit numbers took precedence. Still, from at least seventh to
twelfth grade, I took what was essentially the same history class over and
over: beginning with the American Revolution (being the most important fixed
point in world history, naturally) we would work our way through the War of
1812, then the Civil War, then the Spanish-American War and World War I, then a
little cultural history about Prohibition (and, if the teacher was cool,
gangsters), then World War II and the Korean War and—like I say, this only
happened once—then we would discuss the French war with Indochina, which of
course becomes our Vietnam War about a decade later. All those years learning
the same thing, and we only came to something that even affected our generation
in a palpable way the one time. Not to mention this real preponderance on wars!
Luckily, I found a book titled the Epic
of New York City by Edward Robb Ellis that showed me history could be an
engaging story, and I’ve been hooked ever since. Indeed, Ellis wrote two books
about the American homefront during the World Wars, something I would
personally have found more interesting than the obsessive charting of military
maneuvers, titled A Nation in Torment
and Echoes of a Distant Thunder (for
WWI and II, respectively) that are worth checking out. If you want to learn
about the the action from World War II, then read DC Comics’ Bombshells, which I did as can be proven if you read on!
Opening the last chapter of “Men Who Would Be Kings,”
Batwoman, Catwoman, Hawkwoman, and Reneé Montoya stand before a gigantic
mechanical rhinoceros, revealed to them by Vixen and dug from the ground by her
people. Vixen says she collected everyone—that’s everyone but Sheira aka
Hawkwoman, who is Vixen’s long-time girlfriend—very carefully for this mystery,
and Montoya specifically because she studied these mechanical monsters while in
Spain in the early 1930s. Seems these are occult objects, prized by Mr. Hitler
himself, who has a small one in his personal safe. Are you guys sure this isn’t
a paperweight? My grandpa had a paperweight that looked like a bear, as a kid I
swore it moved sometimes. The implication is that there are more of these
mechanical beasts—Vixen and Batwoman tussled with one years back—and Hitler is
collecting ‘em all for his Nazi army. Just then, the mechanical rhinoceros
wakes up! Or whatever is the robot equivalent to that.
Hawkwoman tries slamming it with her mace, but the
force sends her flying backwards. The rhinoceros is about to trample Reneé,
when Batwoman says some mumbo jumbo that teleports her away from harm and stops
the rhinoceros’ charge? That’s a thing she can do? Just then, Cheetah (who, as
a Bombshell, is dressed very smartly in a safari outfit complimented by a
cheetah-spotted sash) appears on the back of the rhino, wielding a shotgun
talking trash about Batwoman. Reneé and Batwoman simultaneously reflect on her
being the woman that killed Jason—I’m only assuming this is Bombshell
Universe’s Jason Todd—and from the looks of the flashback they were both best
buds with him. Before they can drift further into nostalgia, though, Cheetah
blasts the back of the rhino and it emits some noise that draws a mechanical
cheetah and a mechanical three-headed ostrich from the ground! Renee shoots
Cheetah off the rhino, and she’s menaced by the mechanical cheetah. Hawkwoman
tells Batwoman to use her mumbo jumbo again, to save Cheetah, but instead she
runs in and starts wailing on it with a bat! The mechanical cheetah
understandably brushed it off and bites Cheetah’s arm, inserting some colorful
wires that seem to give her some kind of command over the mechanized monsters.
Eyes glowing like the fakey jungle beasts, Cheetah hops aboard the cheetah (I
know, it’s confusing if you read this aloud) and essentially says, “Mwah hah
hah, I have the power!”
So that was pretty crazy. All three chapters of this
story seemed so unique: the first was like a wild heist, the second was a
twentieth century history lesson, and the third was just the sort of
humans-on-robots action you expect to see in comic books. I know print issues
are usually three digital issues stitched together, but this is three digital
chapters by three different artists, so I’d be interested to see how that
works. I also understand that this three-part story will be just an issue in the
series in the print world, but I would have liked to see some kind of real
conclusion, instead of another cliffhanger to the next chapter. I know, I
know…this is a comic serving two masters, so I can’t expect it to work in my
Lite Brite world, but I gotta be me. The art is very nice, a more standard
illustration style than the previous chapter but executed very well with some
nice reaction panels. This is a pretty cool story, even if I’m still catching
up to stuff. But if it’s going to be better read in single print issues, then I
should probably go that route.
Bits and
Pieces:
7/10
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