Chill With That Cold War
Written By:
Amy Chu
Art By:
Dario Brizuela, Jenn Manley Lee
Lettered By:
Wes Abbott
Cover Price:
$0.99
Release Date: August 25, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
There’s not much I can say about late 1970s America
that isn’t covered in the excellent documentary miniseries, The Bronx is Burning. So here’s episode
one, I recommend you track down the whole thing:
And now, my review of Wonder Woman ’77, chapter 24!
Last chapter, we saw lead singer LeRoi of the famous
funk band Superfunk kidnapped by a U.S. defector and two dastardly Russians,
due to a mix-up at the airport that landed some national secrets in LeRoi’s
Sony Walkman. Diana Prince ducks behind a van to become Wonder Woman, then
blows off Steve Trevor and runs after the black sedan carrying LeRoi and his
kidnappers away. She gains on them for a while, but they pour on the
high-priced 1970s gas, so she asks a trucker named Clyde that looks slightly like Burt Reynolds to help her catch up to the Communists. She hangs out…uh, on
the exhaust stack, because Wonder Woman is a bad-ass like that, while Clyde
gets on his CB radio and rounds up some fellow drivers using that awesome
trucker talk that was popular for like eight months in the late 1970s. A couple
of trucks block the escaping Commies, so they turn around and fire right on
Wonder Woman and the hurtling eighteen-wheeler!
Wondy jumps up on the hood of this truck and deflects
bullets off her bracelets with ease. Then she chucks her tiara with absolute
precision, blowing the front tire of the sedan and forcing it to flip
over…almost. Wonder Woman catches it and retrieves her headband before anyone
in the car gets hurt. The Russians and Doralee Bernly, the snitch, try to run
away but Wonder Woman lassos them handily, forcing Doralee to admit that she
turned into a Commie stooge because it looked like her job was in jeopardy due
to some newly-acquired computers…which we know that it certainly was. So she
was justified in her treason, I’m glad we all learned something here today! Now
we’ve got another problem: LeRoi is out in the middle of nowhere, and Superfunk
is supposed to perform for Jimmy and the Rosalynn Carter—like now! Wonder Woman flies him over in her
invisible jet, something LeRoi says seems safer than flying in commercial plane
even though I suspect it would be horrifying, pants-shitting terror. LeRoi
descends on the outdoor stage on an invisible rope ladder, the sheer existence
of which makes me happy. Superfunk makes the President and his wife get
down—and even get that old stick-in-the-mud, Diana Prince to shake her booty!
Go figure!
This was a pretty fun story with lots of cool late
70s trappings—perhaps too many references to the Disco Era, because the plot is
rather thin. I mean, this chapter was basically a car chase, then a cameo by
President Carter and the First Lady. Who, incidentally, looked nothing like the
two, I needed to use story cues to get the gist. That’s the real disappointment
with these two recent chapters: the art is shoddy and not ready for prime time.
Wonder Woman kapweeng kapween-pweeng automatic weapon fire while standing on
the hood of a moving truck is awesome whether rendered by a four year-old or expressed
in beautiful poetry, so I had fun with it.
Bits and
Pieces:
7/10
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