Written By:
Rob Williams
Art By:
Jim Lee, Scott Williams, Alex Sinclair, back-up by Jason Fabok, Brad Anderson
Lettered By:
Nate Piekos of Blambot™
Cover Price:
$2.99
On Sale Date: August 17, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
So I saw the Suicide
Squad movie last week. I didn’t like it. I have no problem with any of the
characters, except for the one who played Enchantress. She wasn’t very good.
But even she wasn’t the worst thing about the movie. The worst thing was that
it had clearly been edited either by an ineffectual committee or very incapable
people, because there were lots of dropped plot points and moments that didn’t
land because they had not been earned. Not to mention that you could have lost
half of the cast without any impact to the story. But let’s not belabor the
thing, let’s look at the positives: I thought the actors did a fairly good job
with what they were given. Even the superfluous ones were okay and made me want
to see more…which I didn’t, but wanting to see more is a good thing, right? And
of course, the soundtrack is killer, though it seems like the movie was made in
support of the soundtrack rather than the other way around. And thus concludes
my mini, spoiler-free review of Suicide
Squad, the feature film! Now let’s keep this review train a-rolling and
check out my review for Suicide Squad #1!
Explain
It!
Amanda Waller is on her way to ol’ Belle Reve prison
in Louisiana, and it’s hilarious because she’s riding in some super-fast
stealth helicopter, and Waller has a little office set up with her laptop and
even a framed photograph of her family propped up in the corner. I don’t think
Black Ops helicopters have trays in the backs of every passenger seat, so I assume
it’s some kind of gyroscopic helicopter desk that has yet to be released to the
public at an affordable price point. After hopping off the ‘copter, Waller
heads the Suicide Squad, uh, arena, and of course everyone is walking on
eggshells because Amanda is a grade-A ball buster. I imagine employees at Belle
Reve that half-ass their jobs normally really overcompensate when the Wall is
around, like suddenly the prison laundry catches up on their backlog of bloody
jumpsuits and the armory cleaning crew makes sure every barrel is polished to a
high shine. Waller has Rick Flag and Katana nearby as she selects the iteration
of the Suicide Squad best suited for the next mission, which—surprise,
surprise—is the same iteration from the movie. But I liked the fact that Waller
was choosing this team, because it
implies that there are options and the roster will change up in future story
arcs, instead of this team being set in stone. I also really liked how each
prisoner’s cell was removed from a hive of cells and placed before Waller in a
semi-circle by a hydraulic lift. It highlights the helplessness of Belle Reve’s
prisoners, as well as the un-fucking-questionable authority of Amanda Waller.
So here we have all the gang at forty-second street:
Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, June Moon (who is the Enchantress,
by the by), and Killer Croc. They’re thrilled to go on mission for Waller, upon
penalty of having their brains remotely exploded, except Croc doesn’t want to
go to space. So, of course, they are next in space, in some spaceship that
looks sort of like one of those duck/bunny optical illusions. But don’t worry
Croc, you’re all only being brought into space so you can be dropped into
Siberia without being detected by our political enemies, the Russians—ah, it
really feels great to be able to say that again. Before dropping them into the
stratosphere Starship Troopers style, Amanda Waller’s hologram gives them all a
pep talk, and by that I mean she threatens to kill them all remotely, and by
that I mean they’ve dropped! And it’s not like the Parachute Drop at Six Flags
at all!
Killer Croc immediately barfs in his helmet, and
there are no tasteful cutaways in this comic book. Captain Boomerang also shits
himself, but he was already threatening to do so when they were still on the
spaceship. It’s for Croc that things get dire, because he pukes so much that he
begins to fill his own helmet and drown—yes, in his own bile and chunks. Flag
pops out of his seat in the falling ring of bodily functions, and of course
that’s where we see Waller is still monitoring them through a little Tandy
computer screen, and telling Flag to get back in his seat through what I can
assume is a clock radio speaker. The dropship gets destabilized and starts
wobbling, as Flag wrenches Croc’s helmet off, releasing a cloud of vomit that
really is something to see. Now the ring of pukes n’ farts is completely out of
control, despite futile attempts to reverse thrusters or whatever, so Flag
tells June to “let her out.” June Moon is like nuh-uh, I don’t wanna, but of
course she does, and as I already revealed she is the Enchantress, which is a
big deal in the context of this comic book for some reason. She creates a big,
uh, like green light that might be protecting them? I dunno because they
slammed into a glacier and now they might be drowning underneath. We’ll find
out next issue!
The back-up focuses on Deadshot, and it’s a pretty
good story that also provides some motivation for Floyd Lawton’s crude ‘tude.
It’s about a time Kobra contracted him to kill Bruce Wayne, but instead of
offering money they offer not killing his kidnapped daughter, Zoe. So Deadshot
agrees to kill Wayne, but instead contacts Batman for help secretly. He
promises to use rubber bullets, but at the very end kills some guy directly
threatening Zoe’s life, and acquiesces to a deal made with Batman to go to
Belle Reve prison, bringing us to present conditions. So wait—he wasn’t going
to go to prison if he didn’t kill anyone this
time? On what grounds? He’s still
a hired killer! I mean, he made a deal with Batman, but I don’t see how he
could have negotiated immunity. I also appreciate the fact that Deadshot was
able to switch from rubber bullets to lethal bullets in his wrist gun, without
having to make a visible change. I’d really like to see the inner workings of
this weapon!
I dug this issue quite a bit. The characterizations
were really clear and well-defined in a relatively short amount of space, since
we had to spend a quarter of the issue watching Amanda Waller walk to her Task
Force X arena for crying out loud. There were also some genuinely funny bits,
and not just the ones that were crude and gross (which, of course, I liked the
best), and moments of teamwork that are pretty important when you want the
reader to believe they are reading about a team. The art is Jim Lee and Jason
Fabok, so: faced. If you’re not giving this a look, then you must have
something against convicted supervillains being used for international
espionage and subversive assassinations.
Bits and
Pieces:
8.5/10
Reason we're not getting more story is because Jim Lee can't draw more than 12 pages an issue with this schedule
ReplyDeleteYa but when you give me Jim lee for 12 and Jason Fabok for 8, you can have my wallet all day
ReplyDeleteI liked this issue a lot. I really liked how the writers didn’t take things seriously, at all. “Captain Boomerang. Austrailian.” had me laughing. When he said he had an issue with his digestives, I thought Captain Boomerang was just making an excuse to get out of going on a mission. Then when they are in space while Waller is giving her speech, and before Captain Boomerang even mentions being able to watch soccer, you can see the edge of his screen and he’s been watching it for a while!
ReplyDeleteThe meat sweats! I’ve had my share, but luckily I”ve never been in a high-pressure gravy boat! The helmet full of puke was so disgusting, but the way Harley reacted was hilarious.
I am excited to see the next issue and can’t wait!