Daddy,
Buy Me a Murder Island?
Written
By: Frank Tieri & Jimmy Palmiotti
Art By: Mauricet,
Hi-Fi
Letters
By: Josh Reed
Cover
Price: $3.99
On Sale
Date: August 3, 2016
**NON-SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Enjoy
this video for “La Isla Bonita” by Madonna!
Now,
enjoy my review for Harley Quinn and her
Gang of Harleys #4!
Explain It!
Throughout
this series, I’ve mentioned that Hannukah Quinn has been kind of shoved off to
the side, holed up with her uncle Sy Borgman in an Atlantic City hotel while
the rest of the gang gallivants around New York City. Well this issue opens
with an assassination attempt against Hanna, better known as Hannukah, right in
their dumpy room! She fairly well handles herself and protects Sy, before he
bumps their antagonist out the window with his wheelchair, but in the fracas
she got sliced and so faints dead away as the scene shifts to Harley Quinn in a
Harley Quinn bikini (available now from Hot Topic!) lying on one of those
single-palm tree sandy islands that are all the rage in newspaper comic strips.
She comes to is attacked by a shark that morphs into the Joker, but when she
belts him one (attagirl, Harley!) she can tell it’s not the real Mister J. That’s
when Harley Sinn reveals that Quinn is caught in her holographic trip-out room,
that is not unlike the Troy and Abed’s Dreamatorium in the defunct sitcom Community.
Sy is in
Atlantic City hauling the unconscious form of Hannukah to the hospital on his
super scooter, but Coach tells him via phone not to go to the hospital or Sinn
will be tipped off that they’re all still alive—Tony’s got a “guy,” she tells
him, and Tony indeed gives Sy directions to his “guy.” Pan out on Tony and
Coach, and they’re in a van with the rest of the Gang crammed into the back,
sitting in front of a large skyscraper that reads BRAND BUILDING on the front.
Tony and Coach leave the crew in the van and go into the building, straight to
the office of Mr. Brand himself, who may or may not be a parody of Donald Trump
but definitely is Harley Sinn’s real father! Coach sussed it out when they
traced the warehouse that Sinn blew up in the last issue to Brand, and then
were able to figure out that he’s been bankrolling Sinn for years, so she and
her murderous, psychopathic ways will keep their distance. Coach implies that
they’ll remedy his situation if he gives up her position, and he does.
And her
position? Why it’s the Island of Horrible Death! Probably named for the English
explorer Archibald Horrible, Duke of Death-on-Stratford, if I had to take a
guess. That Brand dude must have some long money! The Gang, plus Tony, Eggy and
Goatboy—I guess they’re part of Harley Quinn’s gang, too? I mean, who isn’t in this Gang of Harleys?! Anyway,
they’re all headed to the island in a boat piloted by Captain Strong, who you
may remember from a previous story in Harley
Quinn [I don’t know the issue number! –ed.] Carli Quinn gets really
seasick, so as they approach the island she leads the charge to jump into the
ocean and swim to shore. On the way, they get butt-bitten by robotic Harley
Fish (and there’s a nod to Joker Fish, one of the plot elements to one of the
best Joker stories of the late 1970s!), then they are besieged by miniature
robotic Eggy grenades! Luckily, the group spies the silhouettes of Poison Ivy,
Power Girl and Catwoman in the distance, so they approach the trio for their
aid—only to find that they’re robots, too! Is everything on this freaking
island a robot?! It should be called the Island of Lots of Robots if accuracy
is a thing!
This
issue really went into some strange plot territory, borrowing from many
different creative sources to create something very…weird. Parts of this book
reminded me of Dr. No, parts of it
reminded me of Indiana Jones and the
Temple of Doom. Four issues into a six-issue miniseries, you’re either into
the story or you’re not, and my case I am definitely into it. I’m impressed
that this unwieldy cast has been handled pretty well by the writers, and it has
three other fellows from Coney Island tacked on there as well. Plus Captain
Strong. And Sy Borgman. I feel like pretty soon we’re going to see Mayor
DiBlasio and Spike Lee hanging around. This is a madcap story that is probably
going to have a very silly conclusion, and that’s just my kind of comic book.
Bits and Pieces:
The tale of Harleys continues on, and the team leaves New York for a more exotic locale. Did I write "exotic locale?" I meant "likely spot for violent death and murder." We learn more about Harley Sinn's past and finally find out what's up with Hannukah Quinn...and it ain't pretty. All that and a subtle dig at Donald Trump! Not a bad outing when the usual high-quality art and colors are considered. A worthwhile read for Harley Quinn fans.
8/10
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