A Doctor Strange Comic, Without All that Cumbersome
Doctor Strange!
Art By:
Jorge Fornés. Jesus Aburtov
Lettered By:
VC’s Travis Lanham
Cover Price:
$3.99
On Sale Date: August 24, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE
BOTTOM**
I don’t understand the film industry at all. People
(on the internet) say Suicide Squad is
a failure and Warner Bros. Studios is in peril, despite it having made $600
million domestically, to date. And though Marvel had a well-received and
profitable movie in Captain America: Civil War last May, people (on the
internet) are acting like Doctor Strange
is Marvel’s last-ditch attempt to “revive” their superhero film franchise. Is
there some new metric for “success” that I wasn’t made aware of? I mean, in a
Hollywood studio landscape where they’d rather remake films from the 1980s and
90s for the guaranteed licensing return, movies bringing fresh content to
non-comic book readers and comics enthusiasts alike is a good thing. I have
faith that Doctor Strange will be a
cool movie, but even if it sucks I can tell you it doesn’t impact their plans
for film releases in 2017 and beyond. This is a gravy train, folks, and while
the gravy might not always be ladled in billion dollar quantities, I assure you
there’s plenty for these movie studio executives to sop up with sourdough
bread. Here’s some comic book hype for the forthcoming Doctor Strange movie now, read on if you want to know what I think!
In the first issue, we learned about the Masters of
the Mystic Arts, a collective of magicians that stop evil people from
destroying life as we know it by grabbing ancient magic artifacts from them.
Well, in this issue, it happens some more. This time, it’s Jiao’ào Zhànshì, who
steals a magic arrow from Guizhou, China, then holds the village in his thrall.
Wong, who is a Master of the Mystic Arts, gets wind of this development after
watching some young mages train at the monastery in Kamar-Taj, a scene which
shows Wong’s compassion in far too many pages. While he does some funky tai chi
stances and muses about his waning sense of balance, someone runs into his room
and, without knocking, says that some jerks have stolen the Arrow of Apollon.
Zhànshì is over in Guizhou, terrorizing the populace
and setting some of their homes on fire, when Wong and his interrupting buddy
teleport in and immediately challenges him. Jiao’ào fires the magic arrow at
Wong, but Wong puts up a magic shield that deflects it elsewhere with a loud
BOOM! Then Wong and pal beat the living snot out of everything using magic
karate, which frankly is a little unfair if you ask me. At the end, Wong is
back at Kamar-Taj, considering the solemnity of his mission while revealing
that the Arrow of Apollon was deflected—to land at Kamar-Taj!
This isn’t a terrible story, it simply takes too long
to tell. It should have been eight issues. Also, I can’t help but feel a little
ripped off when the cover of this book titled Doctor Strange features Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, yet
the character is featured nowhere within. There’s nothing bad to say about the
artwork or plotting, but this smacks of being some over-padded cash grab to
milk enthusiasm for the Doctor Strange
movie, and I don’t like it. It looks like the next issue brings the good Doctor
into the mix, but at this point we’ve paid eight bucks for the privilege of not
seeing him. Lame.
Bits and
Pieces:
5.5/10
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