Hear! Hear! The Gang’s All Here!
Art By: Juan Ferreyra
Letters By:
Nate Peikos of Blambot®
Cover Price: $2.99
Release Date: May 4, 2016
**Non-Spoilers and Score At The Bottom**
We return to part twenty
of the Adventures of the Suicide Squad at
Castle Fleischhaus, where Deadshot discovers a conspicuous clue and Harley
Quinn and Scooby-Doo see a g-g-g-ghost! Really, was there ever a time that the
Suicide Squad wasn’t at Castle
Fleischhaus? I feel like they’ve been there forever, fighting the Fist of Cain
douchebags alongside various Jersey Shore bros and hentai cosplayers. It’s been
pretty interesting, but if they’re going to spend so much time at an old castle
then I really need to see more vampires and shambling suits of uninhabited armor.
Still, murderous psychopaths and mercenary assassins provide their own thrills,
and I’m betting that when El Diablo lets loose his fire-making powers it
rankles more than a few restless spirits roaming the halls of this crumbling
fortress. I just really could have used a Frankenstein’s monster or something
guys! Next time, okay? As for this time, I’ve reviewed the issue at hand, which
has its own merit even though it contains no ghosts. How much merit? Well, read
on to find out!
I think it’s pretty fucked
up to produce a comic book like Suicide
Squad, normally a goofy shoot-em-up action series about a gang of irascible
but noble black ops assassins, and then go and make it look like like something
you expect to see in a museum gallery. I don’t think it’s fair that I should
have to be impressed by texture and shading while watching people get their
heads knocked off by a block of concrete stuck on the end of some twisted
rebar. Which is something that actually happens in this book. But now I’m
getting ahead of myself. Having regrouped in some room within Castle Fleischhaus,
the Squad decides to form a plan of attack. Deadshot takes lead, because he’s
the most handsome. He sends a team of Harley Quinn, Cheetah, and El Diablo in
to create mayhem while Deathtrap picks off some of the more seasoned killers
and Deadshot provides cover for him. It’s a pretty solid plan, but even more
solid are the unbelievable and creative layouts that I assume are due to Juan
Ferreyra. Something about the plotting makes everything seem to happen in real
time, with pop-up circles used to highlight certain characters’ commentary as
carnage happens in the larger panels. You’ve really got to see it to
understand, and no I won’t be revealing it here!
While the Suicide Squad
dispatches the Fist of Cain, Amanda Waller, Cap’n (shudder) Boomerang, and Mr.
Ashemore aka the United Kingdom’s Hunky Punk are flying across the pond (and by
that I mean the Atlantic Ocean, not an actual pond) to Castle Fleischhaus on
the border of Prague to rescue the team and probably give them a stern talking
to. Ashemore envisions himself a hero, someone who should be respected, despite
the fact that he wears an impenetrable gargoyle suit. I mean come on. Is that
the stupidest “super power” of all? Cap’n Boomerang points out that by thinking
he deserves accolades and respect, he’s automatically not a hero, though he
should have just kept making fun of the name Hunky Punk. Back at Fleischhaus, most
of the Fist of Cain have been slaughtered or clobbered, and now the team has to
find Adam Reed (heir to the Buddy Reed Coffee fortune) who has a transmitter
that can pop the bombs implanted in their heads by A.R.G.U.S. They get to
Reed’s office, and he isn’t there but a bunch of blood from his
girlfriend—sorry, ex-girlfriend
now!—splattered in the pattern of a rose. This makes Deathtrap gasp because
Seal’s “Kissed By a Rose” had been playing in his head all day, plus it
reminded him of the Spirit of Murder, Rose Tattoo, who promises to be wherever
people are getting wholesale killed and to rise from the pumpkin patch every
Halloween. Just then someone tosses a grenade into the room, the blast
separating everyone and sending Deadshot through a wall.
A couple of lingering Fist
of Cainers have Harley Quinn cornered and are about to fill her fulla lead,
when Hunky Punk shows up in his gargoyle outfit and deflects the bullets away.
Cap’n Boomerang swoops in to kill the offensive duo, and Hunky Punk raises his
helmet to announce his greatness, when Rose Tattoo, who has infested the body
of Adam Reed’s ex-girlfriend Seraphine, pops him in the eye with an arrow,
earning this issue the much-coveted Panel That Made Reggie Laugh Out Loud for
the week. Fucking Hunky Punk. Tattoo Rose says a nursery rhyme created in her
honor, but honestly it is so awkward that it doesn’t bear repeating. At that
moment, Waller saves a prone Deadshot from being bucked down, and then Cheetah
attacks Tattoo Rose while El Diablo creates a wall of flame…and you know what?
I’m going to leave it there, because the final events of this issue should be
read, and you should know if you want to read this or not by now! The answer
should be that you do want to read it!
So this Fleischhaus thing
is going on a little longer than I might have liked—I suspect it’s going to fit
neatly in a trade collection coming to a comic shop near you—but I am enjoying
it thoroughly so I can’t complain too much. The star of this show, ladies and
gentlemen, is Juan Ferreyra, who is just putting down an art clinic every time
he drops a two-page spread. Which, as a matter of fact, he does quite often.
The whole first page of the book is like a study in facial expression. For
three bucks, you’re getting lesson worthy of the best art schools, and you won’t
even have to get anything on your body pierced or take weird drugs to attend.
Unless you want to, of course.
Still hilarious. |
Bits and Pieces
The Suicide Squad is clearly feeling at home at creepy Castle Fleischhaus, they've had their mail forwarded there and Cheetah planted hydrangeas. This issue brings Amanda Waller into the fray once again, along with some special guests. But the reason you want to buy this comic book is for the art, colors and layout by Juan Ferreyra, it all works together perfectly and makes me want to frame the pages of this comic book and hang them on my wall.
8.5/10
It just goes to show how useless those Brits are when the hunky Punk got shot 10 seconds after showing up to battle
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