Peace on
Earth, or Else
Starring: Helen
Slater, Chris Vance, Peter Facinelli
et al.
Story By: Yahlin Chang & Caitlin Parrish
Directed
By: Adam Kane
First
Aired: April 11, 2016
**Non Spoilers
and Score At The Bottom**
That was
some humdinger of an episode of Supergirl
last week, what with Grant Gustin from CW’s the
Flash crossing over…as the Flash! So what do you think they’ve cooked up
for us this week? A crossover into Modern
Family where Supergirl saves Manny from getting his ass beaten by actual
teenagers? Or perhaps Kara Zor-El could wind up on Doctor Who and become a companion. Heck, now that the barrier has
been breached, I don’t see why Supergirl
can’t crossover with popular films, like maybe she can show up in Batman vs. Superman now and be like, “Eww.”
Or perhaps we could see Supergirl in the new Ghostbusters movie, all trying to punch specters and getting
ectoplasm on her fist. The possibilities are limitless, and I can’t wait to see
how they’ll top themselves in this episode…what? You say this is just a
run-of-the-mill, National City is in peril type episode? Aw, nuts. Well, it
could still be good, even if not “Flash meets Supergirl” good. Let’s give it a
look, shall we? Read on for my review!
Explain It!
You’ll
recall that we left last episode with Kara placing a gutsy smooch on James, who
then spaced out and started walking to an unknown location with a city full of
similarly-zonked people. Well, it turns out that the citizens of National City
have been mind-controlled by Kryptonian widower Non, using Myriad, an
initiative on Krypton to bring peace to the planet by forcing everyone to have
the same opinion. Kara learns about this at the Fortress of Solitude, where a
hologram of her mom tells her that she was against using it on Krypton, and
arguably could be blamed for the resource depletion that led to its end. Now,
that’s a pretty self-loathing opinion, don’t you think? It was the resource
depletion, not the unwillingness to lobotomize almost everyone that caused
Krypton to ultimately explode, those people doing the depleting could have just
sort of backed off and exhibited some kind of conscience. Anyway, Non takes
control of Lucy Lane and starts to release all of their alien prisoners—save for
the White Martian, too devilish and crackerfied for even his nefarious purposes—but
Supergirl keeps ‘em all locked up by knocking everyone out cold and then
pressing the “abort” button just in the nick of time.
Supergirl
zips over the CatCo, where her co-workers are all typing away at their
terminals while Kryptonese scrolls vertically across their screens like the
opening credits to the Matrix. She tries to snap them out of it, when Cat Grant
saunters in all bitchy and dismissive as normal. Supergirl points out that her
staff is acting funny, and Cat acknowledges that there does seem to be
something funny going on, namely that productivity is up a thousand percent.
Enter her brother Max Lord, also unaffected by Myriad because he built an
awesome Bluetooth earpiece that blocks the signal. Supergirl is unaffected
because she’s Kryptonian, but when her cousin Superman comes to town, he lands
and falls in lockstep with the rest of the community because, frankly, he’s
always been a bit more of a follower than a leader. So it’s up to Cat, Max and
Supergirl to find the solution to this problem, and luckily Max has a great
idea: detonate a Kryptonite bomb that will kill Non, make National City uninhabitable
by Kryptonians for fifty years, and cause a fair bit of damage. I think he was
also going to add a feature that would give Kara a “purple nurple” but he didn’t
have the time. Meanwhile, Alex and Hank Henshaw aka J’onn J’onnz are still on
the lam, but seeing how fucked up National City is, they make a pit stop at the
Danvers household where Alex’s mom lives. They determine that Hank needs to
head to National City and help the situation, and Alex demands to come along.
Despite Hank pointing out that she will be vulnerable to Myriad, she insists,
so Hank agrees to shield her mind if she’ll just stop whining for a minute. Has
anyone on this show ever heard of the word “no?” Just, “No—you can’t come into
this very hostile situation because you could compromise it. And since I am the
one who can fly, you’re shit out of luck if you want to hitch a ride with me.”
Brainiac’s
cousin Indigo has been putting a bug in Non’s ear that he’s thinking too small
potatoes—he should have designs on ruling the galaxy, not a measly city or
planet. And the best way to do that is to kill Supergirl? Why, exactly? Well
don’t ask stupid questions, Non, just kill Supergirl and let’s get on with the
party! At CatCo’s office, Non addresses them through other people, and as a
display of power, he gets James, Winn and some rando to jump off the skyscraper—Supergirl
is able to save two of the three, I’ll leave it to figure out who went splat on
the sidewalk. Well, that’s very nice Non, but that’s not quite killing
Supergirl, is it? Luckily, Hank and Alex show up, and after Indigo dispenses of
Hank with…a bullet? She takes Alex back to Non HQ and Myriad mind-controls her
for a nefarious reason. Back at CatCo, Cat tells Supergirl that her greatest
power is hope, because that’s something you just tell people from Krypton now
and again, and they decide they’re not going to abide by Max Lord’s plan,
opting instead for the Care Bear stare. Max reluctantly agrees, and then Alex
shows up outside with a Kryptonite gun and sword (and what looks like a
Kryptonite suit as well) to challenge Supergirl to a fight to the death! This
is what you get for denying Max Lord, people!
So this was
an okay episode with some nice payoff for dedicated fans, but it seemed to drag
in spots and, overall, the Big Bad isn’t really that big or bad. I’m more freaked
out by Indigo, and not just because she’s blue but because I think she will go
to dark places that Non won’t. The stakes seem really low in this episode and
this show in general, which might be on purpose since it does skew to a younger
audience than other shows in the Berlantiverse. All in all, there are worse
ways to spend a Monday night, namely watching Gotham. Yeah, I said it!
Bits and Pieces:
Everyone in
National City is mind-controlled, and now Supergirl will never convince them to
give Adele’s music a try. The episode goes back-and-forth a bit too much for a
situation that could adequately be described as “not a huge deal.” I mean, won’t
cold water or a loud noise snap them out of it? I know it’s not good to wake
sleepwalkers, but surely there must be dispensation for doing so when a whole
town has gone under. Cool to see some guest stars, including Helen Slater, but
overall this was a mediocre episode that I’m hoping has a much more exciting
conclusion.
6.5/10
Gotham has gotten much better!
ReplyDeleteIndigo went T-1000 on Hank. She turned her arm into a blade and stabbed him with it.
ReplyDeleteAnd this episode had all 3 actresses who have played Supergirl in live action in it, even if they didn't all interact (which I thought might have been where Indigo was going when she said there was a way to hurt Kara and Alex at the same time).
That was pretty sweet. Berlanti is great at honoring past performers of these characters.
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