Satanic
Panic
Art By: Adam
Archer, Sandra Hope, Annie Wu, Serge LaPointe, Michael Dialynas, David Petersen
Letters
By: Steve Wands
Cover
Price: $2.99
Release
Date: April 13, 2016
**NON-SPOILERS
AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
I could
swear this was the last issue of Gotham
Academy’s “Yearbook” arc, but no, there will be one more. Makes sense,
since I think that will make five issues that fit so snugly into a trade
paperback collection down the line, but for some reason I really thought this
was it. If you thought the same, then allow me to inform you: we were wrong!
There is, indeed, another issue left to “Yearbook,” and since I’ve liked it
okay so far, that suits me just fine. There’s really no point to this preamble,
since what follows is a recap and review of an anthology title, so let me tell
you a little story from when I was in grade school: one time, I accidentally
squirted a whole packet of ketchup onto some kid’s clean, white shirt during
Assembly Day. How about that? I think I was six or seven years old. Uh, and
then a super spooky ghost revealed itself!!! No…no, it didn’t, the kid was just
pissed off at me and I recall crying. No ketchup scares in this issue of Gotham Academy, though! Keep readin’ if
you think I’m lyin’!
Explain It!
Maps and
Olive are tearing apart their dorm room, looking for Maps’ scrapbook which has
been the totem around which this story arc has revolved. Damien Wayne made off
with it last issue, and it’s especially important, says Maps, because it
contains sensitive information that gals like Pomeline wouldn’t like out in the
world, for instance this story…:scene blurs out and fades into a memory drawn
by Annie Wu, which is how I wish all of my memories were drawn: Black Canary is
playing Gotham Academy, but Maps and the Gang are there to see one-time student
Heathcliff, who dropped out of the Academy in order to road manage the band.
Maps is practically mooning over Heathcliff, but Olive pulls him aside and
tells him to talk to his ex-girlfriend Pomeline, who is being creepy and
hanging out along in some gothic hallway that definitely contains no fewer than
three ghosts. Heathcliff goes over to have an awkward conversation, then
Pomeline takes him to the campus graveyard because Pomeline is a freak.
Heathcliff entices her to the Black Canary concert, where he gives her an
exclusive mix tape, and is about to perform a song he wrote for Pomeline, but
she runs away and, back at her dorm, clasps the tape to her chest in a bittersweet
display of teenage emotion.
Our next
story finds Maps and Olive skulking around the halls of Gotham Academy one
evening, as they are wont to do, when they come across a hideous, red-eyed
cat-being that looks very aggressive. It is holding Klarion’s First Spell Book, which Maps endeavors to snatch away
until the cat-monster bears down on them and then jumps through a window into
the stormy night. The cat-demon makes its way to the ruins of Arkham Asylum,
where Klarion the Witch Boy waits for the cat-beast, now shrunk to a more
normal-looking tabby cat, to return the book. In the spell book, Klarion finds
what he was looking for: a crayon drawing of Batman with Klarion as Robin and
his cat Teekl also wearing a cowl. Somehow, this is the last component he needs
to subdue the Batman, and with that Klarion turns onto a colony of bats that
flutter away through a barred window, even though you could just walk out
anywhere since the entire place is essentially a hill of rubble open to the
air.
The final
tale takes place in 1984, when Wally, Peter, Glen and Davey, who comprise a
club centered around the Serpents &
Spells role-playing game that bears no resemblance to Dungeons & Dragons whatsoever, find a secret, spooky broom
closet in the Academy that they then use to play their game. In the 1980s,
role-playing games like this would have been blamed for introducing Satan into
the everyday life of children—which was insane—yet in this case it seems to
have some merit since as they play, shadowy forms appear that usurp the boys
and they are never seen again. And this is the very room in which Maps and
Olive find themselves, hot on trail of Maps’ scrapbook. Maps notes that a
book-shaped space exists on the surface of the only table in the room, but they
may be even closer to the scrapbook than they think because Damian is hiding on
the ceiling!
If you
like anthology stories, then I can’t imagine you’d dislike this. Each one is
pretty entertaining and the artwork, though varied in style, is top-notch
throughout. I was especially impressed by the work of David Petersen, I wish
his section was a little longer. But everyone involved did a good job, and I
did like seeing what will probably be Annie Wu’s final time on Black Canary (even though it was more
about the kids from Gotham Academy.) If you don’t like anthologies, then you
should probably avoid this arc, though if you’ve followed it to this point,
then you might as well wrap it up since there’s only one more issue. That’s how
they get ya: lure you in with great artwork and make you want to stay for the
entertaining stories. Those devious monsters!
Bits and Pieces:
Some nice stories and some great artwork equals a really worthwhile comic book. The connecting thread of this clip show is a little thin, but it doesn't have to be anything too dramatic for what is basically a light-hearted romp through the spooky side of Gotham City and the DCU. Frankly, if this was the format for Gotham Academy going forward, I'd probably be okay with it. But if it isn't, then it's still a good time, well worth checking out (from the beginning of this arc) if you're curious about the students of Gotham City's third-creepiest institute of learning.
8/10
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