It
Still Smells Like David Letterman Around Here
Starring:
Melissa Benoist, Calista Flockhart, Grant
Gustin et al.
Story
By: Greg Berlanti, Andrew Kreisberg & Michael Grassi
Directed
By: Nick Gomez
First
Aired: March 28, 2016
**Non Spoilers and Score At The Bottom**
That
magnificent bastard Greg Berlanti did the unthinkable: he had a crossover
between two shows on two different networks. Does he realize what he’s
unleashed with the implication that different television networks are actually
inter-dimensional variations of the universe that we know, and that with the
proper speed and while wearing a special chest plate characters can cross
between them? This means that Bob Newhart could show up on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Bart Simpson could stroll right
onto The Walking Dead. And I’m pretty
sure it’s implied that our existence is merely the broadcast offerings of some
television channel to many others within the tele-multiverse. I’m hoping this
dimension is at least like an HGTV or a DIY Network or something, I’d hate to
think that we were a Spike Network or one of those really lame channels that
are all about cars or whatever. The reality is, we’re some other dimension’s
Hallmark Channel and we know it. Let us be resigned to our plebian fates and
immerse ourselves into the latest episode of Supergirl, wherein she teams up with the Fastest Man Alive, and
doubles her life’s awesomeness while we are tipping Doritos crumbs onto our faces
from a distended plastic bag. Read on, inter-dimensional travelers!
Explain It!
The
opening recaps on this show are getting insane. I’d really love to know the
opinion of a Flash fan watching Supergirl for the first time on the
unbridled lunacy we saw in the intro. The important parts to this episode are
that Kara “Supergirl” Danvers’ one-time colleague Siobhan has a mad-on for her
head since Kara got her fired from CatCo, and that Kara still has to win back
the public’s trust after tripping off of some Red Kryptonite a couple of
episodes ago. Got that? So last episode pretty much ended with Siobhan
revealing her Silver Banshee shrieking power when she stumbled off a rooftop
and then kind of projectile-screamed herself from hitting the ground too hard.
Well, now she’s being examined by the D.E.O. since everyone knows the hospitals
in National City are terrible. The D.E.O. can’t make heads or tails of
Siobhan’s power, either, so she leaves after making sure to be a total bitch to
pretty much anyone in earshot. On the way out, she sees Livewire, that
Supergirl villain that can turn into electricity and who, like Siobhan, wants
to kill her former employer Cat Grant. She’s been trapped by the D.E.O. for a
while now and hasn’t become more comfortable with it over time. It’s because
your prisons and dungeons have no toilets, Berlanti! I swear Harrison Wells’
daughter Jesse was trapped in a cage on the
Flash for like six months, now that’s a lot of time to hold your pee pee.
Siobhan
gets these splitting headaches and, determining that they’re more than Excedrin
can handle, she strolls over to CatCo in order to show them her new singing
voice. Kara Danvers tries to stop her, but Siobhan hates her too and screams
her clean out the window. Kara is knocked out and plummeting to the ground,
when allovasudden the Flash busts into the dimension and immediately runs up
the side of the building to save her! He grabs her sleeping form and runs her
clean out to the middle of nowhere, where she awakes all disoriented and says
she has to get back to National City, so she takes off—flinging her street
clothes in the Flash’s face! Uh, I didn’t see any warning about sexual
situations at the beginning of the episode, CBS, and despite these situations
happening only in my mind and my voluminous fan fiction, I would have
appreciated a warning so I could have worn looser pants. So Flash runs after
Supergirl and removes his cowl so they can meet properly, and seeing that he’s
a real cutie-pie Supergirl decides she can trust him. She takes Barry back to
the clubhouse, otherwise known as the super-secret fortified base of the D.E.O.
black ops agency, and Flash tells them all about the Multiverse which is
perfectly understandable to everyone. James Olsen sees how Kara gets along with
Barry, and he gets jealous—as Cat Grant predicted he would in some important
exposition earlier in the episode. This sort of goes on for the entire show,
Olsen looking on forlornly while Kara and Barry laugh it up and share some
tender moments.
I
think I’m screwing up the order in which things happened here, but at one point
Siobhan visits her aunt, a low-budget Catherine O’Hara-looking lady who runs
various cons, and her aunt says the women in her family are cursed to have the
awesome Banshee scream, which can only be quelled if they kill someone whose
importance I forget. It doesn’t matter, because clearly she has no intention of
relinquishing the power. She uses it to break Livewire out of the D.E.O., then
suggests they team up because they both want to kill the same people—plus Kara,
who Siobhan assumes was saved by Supergirl when she was blown out of the CatCo
window. Livewire gives Silver Banshee her token skull-face makeover, and
ultimately they go to CatCo to get revenge. There, Winn tries to have a tender
moment with Siobhan, which is hysterical because she’s got a quarter-inch of
Halloween makeup on and he’s talking all earnestly. How did he keep a straight
face? Trained acting, ladies and gentlemen! Livewire and Banshee kidnap Cat
Grant in order to lure Supergirl out (she is back at the D.E.O. with Barry
sharing milkshakes), so they take her to…a public park? There, Cat Grant
appeals to Siobhan’s innate sense of babysitting propriety by reminding her
that she has two sons (I thought it was only one, but okay), which does seem to
soften the Banshee—though I scoffed at her moment with Winn before, I have to
admit that I like the fact that Silver Banshee is shown not to be purely evil,
like in the comic books. Perhaps we will see a “rogue” Silver Banshee down the
line, who is cruel but earnest? It doesn’t matter because the Flash and
Supergirl do show up. Barry tries one of his Flash stunts, but Livewire knocks
him for a loop. Then she’s about to zap a helicopter—screaming that she hates
helicopters, for some reason—so Kara flies in front of her blast to protect the
citizens within. There are actually a lot of citizens milling about,
considering a cataclysmic war of superpowers is happening in front of them.
Good thing, though, because while Kara lies prostrate on the ground, everyone
crowds around her in protection. Just as Livewire is about to zap ‘em all to
kingdom come, some firemen turn the hose on Livewire and short her out. That’s
it. A fucking fire hose saves the day. Why does National City need Supergirl
again? And oh yeah, the shock also knocks out Silver Banshee for convenience’s
sake.
Barry
and Kara share their tender goodbyes, and then have a footrace where Kara then
does an Irish Whip and throws Barry into a time portal. Back in regular life,
Kara takes the plunge and plants a smooch on Olsen, who then turns all sullen
and speechless like dudes are known to do, like come on man, can’t you just
even have a reaction? How do you turn your feelings on and off like that?!
You’re a monster and I hate you! But no, it turns out he is actually
mind-controlled or something along with the rest of the people in National
City, due to some nefarious plan conceived by the evil Kryptonian types that I
assume will unravel next episode.
You
wanted your Flash/Supergirl
crossover, you got your Flash/Supergirl
crossover. It was pretty great, too. I love how it’s only in comic books that a
inter-dimensional portal is a tidy enough explanation for intellectual
properties to be shared across different networks. I thought the meet-cute
between Kara and Barry was sweet, I liked how Winn was on Barry’s jock, and
even Cat Grant’s character developed a little—you know, I’d pegged her as more
a one-note Anna Wintour-type at the beginning of the series, which would have
been in line with her comic book representation and probably perfectly fine for
the show. But over time, we see that though she is mean as hell, Cat Grant has
quite a bit of integrity and actually does care for others. I never thought I’d
like her character as much as I do. As for Silver Banshee, fans of the Superman comic book have been waiting
for this reveal, and while the face-paint doesn’t read as well on television as
it does on paper, Siobhan is written as a conflicted character that could
result in her becoming the more complex anti-hero (and sometimes straight up
villain) as she is depicted in the four-color funny books. I really had this
show pegged as something more facile than the high drama and heart-wrenching
pathos of the Flash and Arrow, but I think I’m seeing that the
characters are just as layered and only the tone is somewhat different. This is
a pretty cool program, folks, and I think it might have a broader appeal than I
first surmised. Being a middle-aged creeper myself, however, I think I was
already within the target demographic.
Bits and Pieces:
You
don’t get a lot more “Super-Sized Annual” than this one. There’s an
inter-network crossover, a new villain is introduced, lots of interesting
character development…and there’s a kiss on this episode! And I don’t mean the
lip-prints I left on the television when Jenna Tatum was on screen. Look, don’t
make it weirder than it has to be. It’s my
television. I own it. I can kiss it all I like. And if I happen to kiss it when
Jenna Tatum appears, especially in full military uniform with that ridiculous
modern tri-corner hat, then that’s my business. Who are you to tell me how to
enjoy Supergirl, hah? Some kind of Supergirl police??
9/10
I took Cat's comment about her "sons" to mean that she has continued to improve her relationship with her estranged adult son too. And I think Livewire hates helicopters because she was in one when she and Supergirl were struck by lightning to give her her powers.
ReplyDeleteThat does make a lot of sense. But helicopters are pretty loud and annoying besides!
DeleteIt was cheesy so cheesy but I too loved all of it! Barry and Kara are great together, let's see more crossovers.
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