When You’re a Cub, You’re
a Cub All the Way
Written
By: John Warner
Art By: Tom Sutton & Terry Austin, Don Warfield
(#6), Tom Sutton & Klaus Janson, Phil Rache (#7)
Letters By: Joe Rosen (#6), Denise Wohl (#7)
Cover Price: 30 cents
Cover Dates: June, July 1977
Okay, I’ll admit that
Logan’s Run February has been kind of weird so far. For one thing, Logan’s Run is not really the sort of
intellectual property that’s deserving of a month-long multimedia examination.
Furthermore, this is being featured on a website primarily dedicated to comic
books, not novels and films. Well here at the halfway mark of Logan’s Run
February, I’ve got something to put you back in
your four-color comfort zone as I review the Marvel Comics adaptation of Logan’s Run, the movie! Actually, I’m
going to specifically review the two issues beyond the film adaptation that
Marvel published before cancelling the series, but I’ll be writing about the
entire run as well. Why am I wasting your time talking about the things I’m going to write? Read on, you’ll find I
have written them!
Explain It!:
Marvel Comics’ Logan’s Run ran for seven issues, cover
dated January to July 1977. The first five issues are a fairly straightforward
retelling of the events from the movie, with some minor changes. All are
drawn by the great George Perez and most written by David Kraft; only the first
issue of Logan’s Run is written by
Gerry Conway, who is probably best-known for a sustained run on Amazing Spider-Man. He writes a whole letter to the reader
in the back of the issue that details his love for the original novel by
William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson. Despite that love, Conway is gone
after the first issue, never to return. In some respects, the comic book
adaptation surpasses the film, since it can employ thought balloons and
therefore clarify characters’ motivations (instead of relying on some fairly wooden acting.) In every other respect, these
rudely-printed ink smudges on newsstand grade pulp paper are a pale imitation
of what is, in the theatrical release, a pretty sleek and detailed display of
movie sets and special effects. I wonder what these Logan’s Run comics would look like today, utilizing the offset printers and
paper stock currently standard in the comics industry.
"Amuse yourselves with successive games of Lady Bug and Donkey Kong, Jr.!" |
Issues six and seven of
Logan’s Run are meant to continue the story beyond the ending of the
film, despite there having been two sequels to the novel at the time: Logan’s World and Logan’s Search. Though
the movie ends on a hopeful note, with freed residents of the domed
city crowding around Crazy Cat Dude and pawing at his old, lined face in awe, scribe John
Warner resumes the story by casting the entire scene in chaos, pitting citizen
against Sandman in recursive suspicion as these unrestrained people cope with
their new freedom. It’s understandable that the people, having discovered
they’d been lied to for generations, might freak out a little bit. But it’s
strange that the Sandmen are the targets of their ire. Based on the film version of Francis-7’s fanatic devotion to this society’s structure, the Sandmen were just as much in the
dark as anyone. And besides, it’s not like they subjugated people for no
reason—if you weren’t Running, they left you alone. Sure, they may have enjoyed
more lavish living spaces than the average inhabitant of Shopping Mall City,
but the hallucinogenic drugs were free to all, making spatial needs less of a
priority.
"I can't give up the power trip of being a Sandman!" |
Anyway, the Sandmen are
relieved of their guns somehow and herded into the Arcade—that’s where
Carrousel goes down, as well as Ms. Pac-Man tournaments—where they are locked
away until people figure out what to do with them. There, several of them turn
on Logan, who is the cause of their predicament to be fair about it. Modar-9 is
ready to fight but Logan takes him out, and that’s when Priest-7 shows up and
quells the fighting. I like how their names have gone totally off the
rails—Logan, Jessica and Francis are actual names you might find people with
today. But Modar is something straight out of a crappy science fiction comic...which, come to think of it, is actually very fitting. After Priest’s speech, Logan reminisces over
all the swell fun he’s had these past few days, and the events of the movie as
adapted to the previous five issues are recapped for the benefit of the reader.
Had this series gone on long enough to warrant a trade collection, it might
have been well appreciated, but really—who the hell would jump on this series
at issue six, especially not having
seen the movie? “Logan’s Run, eh?
Well I like the name Logan, and I’m pretty good at running! I’ll give it a
shot!”
The Secret Origin of Aquaman |
That evening there is a
thunderstorm, and for the first time rain falls on the shopping mall interior
of the domed city. I guess they had no drainage system, because it turns into a
massive flood instantly that threatens everyone’s safety. Being that the
Sandmen are the only ones to have received any kind of training in anything
whatsoever, they are released to do their duty and—this part is absolutely
hilarious—Logan steps out, fires a gun at some rubble, and immediately makes the flood ten times worse. Like, really dude?
You couldn’t maybe hang back a little on this and let someone else take point?
Priest is doing just that, ordering Sandmen about and doing a good job of it,
while Logan is swept away by the coursing tide and has to save his own life and
the lives of several others by shooting a hole in the wall. When the water has
receded, Priest gives a speech to concerned citizens promising to restore order, and to work with them in rebuilding society—and Logan has the fucking nerve to speak out against him! Learn when to
shut up, dude! Priest just saved a bunch of people that you endangered with your bullshit! The crowd menaces Logan, which
does cause him to back down finally. Talk about a ballsy jerk!
"It's Scantron grading machines, all the way down." |
The water has taken them
all down by Cathedral, an abandoned part of the city that has an old cathedral
in it. I didn’t get into it before, but in both the novel and the movie, this
area is run by the Cubs, wild kids under the age of sixteen who somehow got
loose from their breeding facilities or whatever and formed a crazy gang of
boys and girls that dress like rejects from the video for Michael Jackson’s Beat It. I didn’t get into this whole
thing—even though Logan first learns about Sanctuary at Cathedral in the
novel—because it’s just such a silly scene, particularly the film version which
has Logan taunting one of the Cubs about their Menudo-like policy of kicking
people out when they turn sixteen. Even though their scenes in the
novel and the book are pretty short and amount to very little, a lot of people
really seized on this idea of little feral kids menacing spaced-out adults.
Maybe because of the rising gang problem in American cities, or the general
mistrust and distaste adults have for children, the Cubs are consistently portrayed as vicious, naïve assholes; monsters who kill at the slightest
provocation. In reality, any band of children surviving outside of the
computer-controlled ecosystem once provided under the dome would probably be
more diplomatic, or at least more reserved than these hellions. All this to say
that while everyone is regrouping at Cathedral, they are spied by the Cubs’
leader, Billy.
The kids will have their say. |
Back at Sandman HQ, Logan
detects some electricity still pulsing somewhere in the city, and endeavors to
find it. Somehow Jessica, the Old Man, and Logan simultaneously realize that
Carrousel is the best place to track the source of this electricity, and this
bullshit is smeared a little further when Logan figures that the same force
which draws people up towards the giant Life Gem so they can dissolve in a
shower of sparks should also work in the other direction, and send him gently
into the bowels of the city to track down the source of this energy. Uh, why?
From the movie, I got the impression that the thing which levitated people to
the ceiling was linked to the rotation of the platform upon which the
awesomely-dressed candidates stood, and was probably related somehow to
centrifugal force. Whatever it was, it still had to be turned “on” somewhere;
people didn’t start floating to their doom immediately upon entering the arena.
Logan is able to travel into the computer brain of the domed city, however, on
this current of nonsense, and observes that most of the interior electronics
under the walkable surface are intact—indeed, things seem functional down
there, except one burned out section, where Logan sees something that makes him
recoil in horror! Meanwhile, Billy and the Cubs have made it to the populated
section of whatever this place is called, and they are prepared to strike!
"I heard there are so many McDonald's in the city, they even deliver!" |
There’s a backup story
starring Thanos and the Destroyer that is pretty good, and once drove up the
price of this singular issue of Logan’s
Run, until the story was reprinted in a trade collection very recently.
Since it has nothing to do with Logan’s
Run, I won’t go into it except to say it’s worth reading.
Issue number seven begins
with Logan still cruising through the interior of the computerized city, and
despite looking like he’d discovered something horrifying last issue, merely
notes that it looks like sabotage has been employed down in this section of the
gigantic electronic brain. He pieces together that there must be another area,
somewhere beyond the dome, which he assumes must be great because it’s not this
loser town. Just then, lasers fire rapidly at Logan, who soars around
them like fucking Superman or something. If you can just maneuver wherever you
like while under the influence of this force, why did everyone at Carrousel
float languidly to their fiery deaths? They could have swum against the current
and probably cruised right the hell out of there. Logan deftly avoids all of
the laser blasts and cruises back topside. There, the Sandman Priest is giving
people good advice for future survival when…sigh…okay,
so another thing I didn’t mention about the Cubs is that they take Muscle: a drug that makes kids super fast but is fatal to adults. So the Cubs
attack by tossing Muscle—it bursts into an inhalable cloud when it hits the
ground—at the adults and then follow that up with a drug-enhanced physical
assault. I suppose it’s a pretty clever plan of attack, being that the thing
which destroys the enemy only bolsters the Cubs, but I dunno…it just seems so hackneyed and silly to me. “Oh no! Don’t breathe any of the Muscle! Only kids can handle this high!” Like, what
does it do? Make modern pop music palatable?
Logan's Run has been brought to you by Oil of Olay. |
Seeing the Sandmen get
their asses handed to them, even the citizens of the city start pitching in to
fight off the Cubs, but to no avail: the Cubs are more trained in combat than
the soft, catered populace of what was once a controlled environment. Billy
and a girl in a bikini named Angel, who seems to be his second in command,
take a Sandman down to the food dispensary and demand he produce some victuals,
but the Sandman cannot because the computers are down! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. This enrages
Billy because he was really looking forward to Salisbury Steak, so he and the
Cubs start fighting the adults again. Jessica and the Old Fella walk onto the
scene, and Billy and Angel catch sight of the Old Guy’s weathered, hairy
look—this distraction is just enough to turn the fight in the Sandmen’s favor,
and they begin blasting the Cubs into a full retreat. On the way back to Cathedral, Billy grabs
Jessica as a hostage. Modar and Priest are really flipping out now: they fire wildly in an attempt to
eradicate every Cub, and one of Modar’s gun blasts wounds Angel. Billy, with
his hostage in tow, presses on without her but Angel is picked up by other Cubs
who, you know, don’t have hostages. I mean, this scene is supposed to show that
Billy is heartless and would leave someone behind, but he just led a full
frontal assault against polite society and brought them to their knees! This is
war, people, and the guy with the hostage can’t also be the one to stop and
help someone tie their shoes. Frankly, even though I don’t know more about
Angel other than her being blond and wearing a bikini, I think she would agree
with me.
"Also stop wiping my screen with Windex. It stings." |
Logan ambles onto the
scene and says the equivalent of “’Sup, bros?” Priest fills him in on the fact
that the Cubs just fucked shit up and took Jessica, and no he can’t join them in her rescue attempt because
he’s no longer a Sandman. Logan doesn’t believe him at first, but he passes a
note to Theresa who hears from Margie who talked to Gary who said people
totally think he’s a loser, and even went as far as to arrange their right
index and thumb fingers into the shape of an “L” and position it on their
foreheads to demonstrate the same. This bums Logan out, and at that moment Priest goes into
Sandman HQ so he can devise a plan to save Jessica. A nearby monitor begins
to glow and somehow promises him the power to control the city—but only if he
kills Logan! It also seems to hypnotize him, which is a pretty interesting
feature on a computer monitor. This must be one of those new “smart” appliances
I’ve been reading about.
The Sandman collection. This Spring from Lord & Taylor. |
Logan goes to the Sandman
locker room, and there retrieves an exact replica of the
Sandman uniform he wore previously. He also takes his Death Sleep Gun, and this
is an interesting bit: in the novel, the Sandmen use an absolutely ludicrous,
Monty Python style gun that holds six individual bullets, each with an
individual function. I think I did mention it in my review when I said Logan
shot a gun with bullets from a Tex Avery cartoon, or something like that. One
bullet releases a gas, another one electrocutes, and the most dangerous one is
the Seeker, because it’s a heat-seeking bullet that can be calibrated to kill
even the most sneaky Runner. Why all of the bullets aren’t Seekers, I have no
idea, but this gun was eliminated from the film version, for obvious reasons.
Well, it’s restored for the comic book! Logan explains that it was phased out
for regular use about a year into his tenure as a Sandman, but he happened to hang onto his. He leaves for Cathedral,
spied by Modar who has become a real sniveling weasel of a punk by this point.
Just what this comic book was missing: a one-on-one fight between a grown man and a fifteen year-old. |
Modar goes back to Sandman
HQ and tells Priest what he’s seen, and Priest announces a full-on raid of the
Cubs at Cathedral, figuring he can literally kill two birds with one stone—if
those birds are the Cubs and Logan, and the stone is an assault by trained
officers with lethal weapons. At Cathedral, Logan challenges Billy, who wants
to fight despite Angel’s pleas for diplomacy. Billy knocks the crap out of Logan
at first, but eventually Logan gains the upper hand, and cold cocks Billy to
the ground, right near Logan’s Sleep Gun. Billy grabs the gun and is about to
fire on Logan, but then Angel throws a rock or something and knocks it out of
Billy’s hand! I wish she had let him fire the gun, he might have shot the
cotton candy bullet or whatever. It would have been like that scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, when Detective
Eddie fires his cartoon gun and the bullets are old Western archetypes. Just
then, Sandmen raid Cathedral and everyone scatters, but, notes Priest, Logan has dropped his Sleep Gun!
"You can kidnap and murder, but never lie!" |
This cliffhanger was never
resolved, because there never were any more issues of Logan’s Run by Marvel Comics. It’s actually a funny story: Marvel
misunderstood the deal they’d worked out with MGM, and weren’t actually allowed
to continue a series beyond the film adaptation. These two issues made it out
presumably before lawyers stepped in, and we can only assume that writer John
Warner had a lot more in mind for the series. Unfortunately, it seems like it
would have involved those stupid Cubs a lot. The artwork by Tom Sutton and
friends is fairly faithful Marvel house style for the time, combining unequal
parts of Jack Kirby and John Romita with a little looseness that is all
Sutton’s own. It would be unfair to critique these two issues too harshly; one
is mainly setup and recap, while the other merely begins to add new concepts to
what might have been a very developed future world. Just as this series was
cancelled, a brand-new movie called Star
Wars debuted in theaters, one for which Marvel would be able to write
stories outside of film adapations, and which probably numbed the sting of
having lost the Logan’s Run account.
Bits and Pieces:
Issue number six is mainly
recap and setup, and issue number seven only begins what might have been an
epic Logan’s Run tale for the ages. This series was cut short, unfortunately,
by a misunderstanding of the license that allowed Marvel to make the film
adaptation. It’s not awful comics, but these issues are a little hokey (even by
the standards of their inspirational source) and don’t add anything incredible
to the world of Logan’s Run as
defined by the film. The comic book does reintroduce some concepts from the
novel back into continuity, which is an interesting thought cut short, since
the series ended before we could see any results. The DVD is cheaper than this
run normally goes for on eBay, so stick with the film version.
Next Week: Logan’s Run, the television
series!
6/10
Man I read these as a kid & always wanted to know what was going to happen. The writers never revealed what was going to happen in issues 8 or 9 had they been allowed to continue? Not in a interview or anything?
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