Riddle Me This
The Riddler is indeed an enigma when it comes to his life of crime. Even though he is one of the smartest men in Gotham his riddles always seem to cause his downfall. These are my five favorite riddles from the 1960's Batman TV Show.
Which President of the United States wore the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head
Why is a musician’s band stand like an oven?
It is where he makes his bread
How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feed deep?
None because its a hole
Question, what is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
A law suit!
And finally, this two part brilliance:
What has yellow skin and writes?
A ball point banana!
What people are always in a hurry?
Rushing people......Russians!
Robin: I've got it! Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!
Batman: Exactly Robin! It's the only possible answer!
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