The Sisterhood of the Terrible Plan
Art By: Cory Smith, Dean White
Lettered By: Corey Breen
Cover Price: $4.99
On Sale Date: June 29, 2016
**NON SPOILERS AND SCORE AT THE BOTTOM**
Sometimes we have encounters
That make us stop and wonder: why?
Like people that drink wheatgrass juice
Or have cheese with apple pie
A thousand-dollar sound system
To play bootlegged Grateful Dead
Having real, pure maple syrup
And choosing Log Cabin instead
A fireman that’s afraid of heights
It can make one lose their nerve
Like humanity’s worst examples
That have success, though undeserved
Like the executive board scapegoat
Who makes a mint by getting fired
Or the sleazy, lazy asshole
And the children that he’s sired
Why is living so unjust?
Why is there no manual?
Why does the fifth week of Rebirth Month
Have a Teen Titans Annual?
–
Randy Newman